The Mom:
Uh-oh. Don't look now, dude, but someone's behind you, giving you the hairy eyeball.
Might have something to do with that winter bod comment you made the other day?
Maxwell: Uh, Momma, no offense or anything.
But eyeballs have no hair.
And technically,
giving you an eyeball would require surgery.
Or a lot of blood and guts.
And while I'm not squeamish or anything, I surmise that you would not be calmly standing there if Allie were digging her eye out of her socke—
The Mom: Ahhhh, ummm. Never mind....
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Happy #8 to Maxie
our super-geek!
April 14, 2010