Winter Whites

Maxwell: Sure has been a snowy winter.

Lots of that white stuff fell a few weeks back. Made everything awfully pretty.

Even this useless thing Papa kept trying to get water from.

(Why he didn't just use a faucet like I do, I'll never know....)

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One Word Wednesday

Toasty.

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Dental Etiquette

Allie: Want to know what the Fashionable Feline wears to get her pearly whites polished?

You guessed it—pearls, of course!

And of course, pink pearls are totally in this year, too, right girlie?

We never doubted it for a minute....

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Friday Ablutions

Faraday: It's kinda nice, being the Only Cat inna house today.

Allie an' Maxie are getting their toofs cleaned, and that means I get Maxie's lounger ALL to myselfs an' stuffs.

The Mom: You know what that means, though, don't you, kiddo?

Next Friday, it's your turn.

Wait. Mommy, I think we needs to talk about this....

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One Word Wednesday: STRETCHHHHH

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Exercise: the more-than-4-letter word

The mom: Hey, Allie.... You really should get up and exercise a bit. You know, burn off a few holiday calories.

Allie: You did not just say that to me, Mother. Move along, and we'll just pretend this never happened.

The Mom: but I have a wand toy....
Allie: Oh, well, in that case, bring it on!

The Mom: Um, Allie, you're supposed to chase after the toy. Not wait for it to come to you.

Allie: You do things your way, Mother, and I'll do things mine.

*sighhhh* 
Humans.  
SO very hard to train....

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Approved...and NOT Approved.

Faraday: So, the mommy had another book publish yesterday.
She says it's about these two humans, Calista and Jason.
Whatevs.

All's I care about is that I get in a lot of lap time while she writes (#score!).
But she sez I should care about the book for another reason, cuz I'm, like, this muse for one of the characters inna book.

Epsilon Eridani, available now at http://bit.ly/EpsilonE

Here's the Great White Housepanther from da book. His name's Bequerel — Beck, for short.
(seriouslies, Mommy? another physicist name??)

An' she claims that he gets inna LOT of trouble inna book, too. Like me.
She wants to know if you see the resemblance....

Seriouslies? I didn't think so eithers.

Oh yeah, an' we hadz, like, a polar vortex an' stuffs.

Faraday: Seriouslies.

 It was not Faraday-approved. (Beck wouldn't approve either, Mommy, so theres!)

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