Maxwell: Allie's always telling me to 'tend to my knitting' whenever I ask her to go easy on the Bra-- uh, I mean Faraday.
I dunno. This looks like a job for someone with Opposable Thumbs....
But it does match my eyes. Maybe I could give it a go.
Let me see if I have this right: is it 'fang one, perl two'?
Though why they say you have to do it in public is beyond me.
Especially when the instructions say there's slipping involved.
Wait. Is this one of those dangerous Contact Sports???
Happy National Knit in Public Day!