Sunday, August 16, 2015

National Tell a Joke Day

FaradayAunt Connie told us today was National Tell a Joke Day.
But I'm not sure you're ready for this.
Are you? Seriouslies?



Faraday: Oookay, you asked for it. Lemme just step up to the mike.

 *testing...1..2..mimimimimiiiiiii*


What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?


A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
*rim shot* 

What did the alien say to the cat?



"Take me to your LITTER"!!! *ba-doop-boop*

What do you get if you cross a panther with a snowman?



FROSTBITE!!!

Ahhh, I crack myself up....
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20 comments:

  1. YOU made my entire DAY!!! LOVE this!!!

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  2. You crack us up too, Faraday. When do you go on the road with your act?

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  3. Oh my - very punny, very punny! You are the silly one I can tell

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  4. Faraday, you should take your act on the road!
    I'm sure Allie will help you pack. ; )

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  5. Those are great! You know how to tell a joke. :)

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  6. hehehehehe That was a good show. You need to go on the road. We would come to see you. Have a wonderful day everyone!!!

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  7. Hey, after a long trip, of COURSE an alien would want to see your litter!

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  8. MO!!!! Live 'em Faradaay.

    Say are those claws for real??? Pawsome man!!!

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  9. Bwa! Haa!! Haaa!!! Frost bite....Snort....Cat-Has-Trophy....Guffaw!!!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  10. You are just too funny, MOL! Thanks fur the giggles:))

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  11. Bwahaha! You know how to tell a good joke Faraday!

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  12. Today, I went to the beach front with my kids. I found a sea shell and
    gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put the shell to her ear and screamed.
    There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back!
    LoL I know this is totally off topic but I had to tell someone!

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