Sunday, August 16, 2015

National Tell a Joke Day

Faraday:  Aunt Connie told us today was National Tell a Joke Day.
But I'm not sure you're ready for this.
Are you? Seriouslies?



Faraday: Oookay, you asked for it. Lemme just step up to the mike.

 *testing...1..2..mimimimimiiiiiii*


What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?


A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
*rim shot* 

What did the alien say to the cat?



"Take me to your LITTER"!!! *ba-doop-boop*

What do you get if you cross a panther with a snowman?



FROSTBITE!!!

Ahhh, I crack myself up....
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26 comments:

  1. Lone Star CatsAugust 16, 2015 at 1:07 AM

    MOL MOL!

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  2. Katie IsabellaAugust 16, 2015 at 6:22 AM

    YOU made my entire DAY!!! LOVE this!!!

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  3. As the World PurrsAugust 16, 2015 at 8:13 AM

    Apawse, apawse!

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  4. Angel SimbaAugust 16, 2015 at 9:34 AM

    You crack us up too, Faraday. When do you go on the road with your act?

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  5. brokenteepeeAugust 16, 2015 at 10:04 AM

    Oh my - very punny, very punny! You are the silly one I can tell

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  6. GLOGIRLYAugust 16, 2015 at 10:04 AM

    Faraday, you should take your act on the road!
    I'm sure Allie will help you pack. ; )

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  7. The Swiss CatsAugust 16, 2015 at 10:43 AM

    MOL ! Purrs

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  8. pilch92August 16, 2015 at 10:49 AM

    Those are great! You know how to tell a joke. :)

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  9. Connie - Tails from the Foster KittensAugust 16, 2015 at 12:29 PM

    he he he.. good ones

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  10. CleopawtraAugust 16, 2015 at 12:50 PM

    hehehehehe That was a good show. You need to go on the road. We would come to see you. Have a wonderful day everyone!!!

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  11. Summer at sparklecat.comAugust 16, 2015 at 1:27 PM

    Hey, after a long trip, of COURSE an alien would want to see your litter!

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  12. Dash Kitten CrewAugust 16, 2015 at 2:18 PM

    MO!!!! Live 'em Faradaay.

    Say are those claws for real??? Pawsome man!!!

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  13. Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows)August 16, 2015 at 5:29 PM

    You are a natural comedian, Faraday!

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  14. My GBGV LifeAugust 16, 2015 at 5:38 PM

    LOL! You are quite funny!

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  15. UnknownAugust 16, 2015 at 6:17 PM

    Bwa! Haa!! Haaa!!! Frost bite....Snort....Cat-Has-Trophy....Guffaw!!!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  16. The Island CatsAugust 16, 2015 at 8:51 PM

    MOL! You crack us up too.

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  17. Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical WoofsAugust 17, 2015 at 1:18 AM

    You are just too funny, MOL! Thanks fur the giggles:))

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  18. Memories of Eric and FlynnAugust 17, 2015 at 2:59 AM

    Bwahaha! You know how to tell a good joke Faraday!

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  19. laurenceAugust 19, 2015 at 5:14 PM

    impressionnant!

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    LoL I know this is totally off topic but I had to tell someone!

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