Faraday: You're not doing it right, Maxie.
Maxwell: Gahhhhhh---rawwwwwr!
Faraday: *sigh* Seriouslies, Maxie, your technique---
Maxwell: *slobber-slobber-slobber*
Faraday: For realz? You're just gonna lie there and wait for it to come to you?
Maxwell: *more wet slobbery chomping noises*
Faraday: oh wait. I forgot about that Special Coating you're adding to it....
Maxwell: *cheery voice* YOUR TURN!
Faraday: Ewwww, not til that thing dries!
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Can you imagine, Faraday? We had a woofie visitor who slobbered on a bunch of our toys! Yuck!
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine, Faraday? We had a woofie visitor who slobbered on a bunch of our toys! Yuck!
ReplyDeleteMOL MOL!
ReplyDeleteYup, kitty slobber, almost as bad as doggy slobber...
ReplyDeleteI think you need one of those toys of your own, Faraday - that one may be gross beyond repair!
ReplyDeleteLots of cooties left on toys in your house, aren't there?
ReplyDeleteewwww - brotherly slobber :)
ReplyDeleteHAHA!!! We wouldn't be going near that thing either, Faraday. In fact, we bet Allie is keeping an even safer distance.
ReplyDelete; )
LOL I love Faraday's face expressions :-)
ReplyDeleteNothing worse than an "already been slobbered" toy!
ReplyDeleteMOL -- Faraday how long did it take to dry off?
ReplyDeleteMOL ! That sounds very familiar ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteIt takes effort to get a toy properly slobbered.
ReplyDeleteMOL! That's how Pierre keeps his catnip toys to himself, too, so we totally relate. No one wants a soggy toy when it's someone else's sogginess!
ReplyDeleteWell, that's one way to keep all the toys to yourself, Maxwell.
ReplyDelete* fells of chair in a fit of hysterical laughter * Awwwwwwwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteOH you made mommy laugh out LOUD!!! Thank you. xxoo
ReplyDeleteHe waits, because he knows it will come to him..
ReplyDeleteYou know, I might feel bad for Faraday, but I know he isn't the paragon of virtue and decorum.
Eee-uuu! Slobbery toys are no fun!
ReplyDeleteMOL! That is how I do it with my Da Bird so I don't have to share either!
ReplyDeleteLuvs
Marty