She obviouslies booked my gig for the wrong day, since everyone knows yesterday was National Tell a Joke Day.
Still. I heard you clamoring for more, so ...
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND
Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
TOO MANY CHEETAS!
What do you feed an invisible cat?
Evaporated milk!!! *da-da-da-BOOM*
What does a dog and a phone have in common?
Ahhh, I crack myself up....