Wednesday, August 17, 2016

National Tell A Joke Day

Faraday: Seriouslies, I need a new manager.


She obviouslies booked my gig for the wrong day, since everyone knows yesterday was National Tell a Joke Day.

Still. I heard you clamoring for more, so ...

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND

 *testing...1..2..mimimimimiiiiiii*


Why don't they play poker in the jungle?


TOO MANY CHEETAS!
*rim shot* 


What do you feed an invisible cat?


Evaporated milk!!! *da-da-da-BOOM*


What does a dog and a phone have in common?


Collar ID!!!

Ahhh, I crack myself up....
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24 comments:

  1. cheesy jokes....that about covers it MOL

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  2. I was about to say you must crack yourself up! :)

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  3. You are just too punny. Are you taking your show on the road?

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  4. Um, Faraday... don't call us, we'll call you! MOL

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  5. MOL! Your jokes are too funny, Faraday...But then, I'll laugh at anything :)

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  6. Bwa! Haa!! Haaa!!! Once again yous has made coffee comes out Mommy's nose! Yous ROCKS!!!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  7. Oh, you are so very funny! Cats!

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  8. MOL ! Funny jokes, Faraday ! Purrs

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  9. Faraday ya might wanna look into a joke ghost writer... just sayin'

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  10. *groan* You are punny. Remind me to book you at the next IBite.net conference.

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  11. A PAWZ A PAWZ A PAWZ we loved em dood ~~~~~ ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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  12. You're very silly Faraday. What do your brother and sister think of your stand up routine?

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  13. MOL! MOL!
    WE must admit...we laffed and laffed :)
    Mum did too ;)
    MOL!
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  14. You crack us up too, Faraday! We're going to file these jokes away for later!
    P.S. Love the new look! It may not be new, but we haven't been visiting much lately, so it's new to us... sorry for that.

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  15. That first picture makes you look diabolical, Faraday. Great jokes though!

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  16. Bawhahahahhahahaha! Evaporated milk and invisible cat. HYSTERICAL!!!

    From Rosie (Ruby's poor ignored feline sister) my assistant somehow missed that it was National Black Cat Appreciation Day. My one chance to post and she somehow missed it. Sigh ...

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  17. Faraday, you cracked us up as well. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  18. Collar ID. MOL! Faraday, you cracking yourself up made us smile real big. :)

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  19. Oh Bast! I was gonna use that Invisible Cat jokey... We just read it in the newspaper yesserday (we are 2 months behind).

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  20. MOL MOL MOL we loved them...collar ID.....*snort*.....

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