Only this time, she's a month late.
Somekity's not going to take this well. Nope, not at all.
It's bad enough that she's putting a bow on a can of food but this apple?
At least last year, Faraday got a Pop Tart.
That's a whole lot closer to birthday cake than this thing.
And, uh ... this toy? *sniff*
Yup. THAT was from Aunt Connie last year, too.
Oh yeah, this is gonna be memorable ....
~ sometime later in the day ~
Allie: Wow, Brat. I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but ...
I actually feel SORRY for you.
Faraday: *little sniffle* I think that's even the same BOW, Allie.
For REALZ.
Will Faraday ever get a real birthday celebration?
Is he still the baby of the fambly?
Will he take this insult lying down?
Heh. What do you think?
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OH. MY. COD. How could she forget AGAIN?
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
A MONTH???? OMC - you SO need to fire her
ReplyDeleteYou are so neglected, Faraday! Not to rub it in or anything, but my Mommy even had a countdown to *my* birthday/Gotcha Day! You really need to rebel...big time. --Mudpie
ReplyDelete*quietly slips travel schedules to Maine next to that apple*
ReplyDeleteShe forgot?! For a whole month? I am appalled! Not that my human ever remembers birthdays either but still...
ReplyDeleteI had to pick myself up off the floor after seeing the picture with the pop tart (well, the toaster pastry anyway ... Faraday could pass as a pop tart too) :) Now I understand ... he doesn't cause trouble ... he's just MISUNDERSTOOD.
ReplyDeleteouch...major ouch.......that is inexcusable, completely inexcusable......
ReplyDeletecatchatwithcarenandcody
Oh boy! Mom has never missed our birthdays! We would be madder than a cat if that happened! Shameful!
ReplyDeleteFaraday our Mom forgets stuff ALL the time and even if she remembers she messes up the years. She is good at that.
ReplyDeleteI just can not bear the heart break.
ReplyDelete*swoons gracefully on sofa*
I often forget the brats birthdays and must make it up to them.
good luck =)
dood...
ReplyDelete1) NOE
2) YEZ
3) NOE
4) watch out & hide: golf ballz on de way
5) golden rings
~~~~~~~ heerz two a ghost pipefish kinda week oh end guys ~~~ ♥♥♥
{ we live in de land oh forgotten birthdayz two ☺☺☺
Whoa! I do think revenge is in order.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, what's with that apple?
(it was the only - and I do mean ONLY - thing in the kitchen at that time that I could stick a candle in. ~ L)
DeleteSeriouslies? Mommy owes you BIG TIME, Faraday!
ReplyDeleteOh my, Faraday I do feel really sorry for you, but on the lighter side, at least it wasn't last years apple! purrs ERin ps if you've finished with that pink candle, could I have it? promise to send it back for next years birthday!
ReplyDeleteA month late? An apple with a candle stuck in it?? A recycled toy??? Sheesh! How do you let her get away with it. A really devious revenge is called for.
ReplyDeleteWe need to do something about your mom!
ReplyDeleteA month late? What da meow??
ReplyDeleteHappy Belated Birthday Faraday!
ReplyDeleteAt least she remembered eventually. My Mom hasn't remembered my birthday in like 8 years.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Dude!
Gus
Faraday, if you don't take your revenge, we'll be disappointed.
ReplyDeletePoor Faraday......not only is she LATE, she gives you an icky old apple with a candle stuck in it??? A can of food with an old bow on top? I hope she's planning some HUGE AND MAJOR surprise for you....and is just trying to fool you with all this unacceptable junk she gave you. Yeah...that's it....it's a scheme to distract you! Good luck.....
ReplyDeleteHugs, Sammy
An apple? Oh, Faraday! What on earth could your human be thinking? At least it is kind of round and maybe you could roll it around on the floor...
ReplyDeleteHappy belated birthday Farraday. If it's any consolation, our Mama usually forgets our birthdays completely. Seriously, how hard can it be - three of us were born on the same day!
ReplyDeleteWelcome to my world, Faraday!! Never mind, revenge is sweet!! ;-) Happy belated birthday!!
ReplyDeleteDang Faraday, Happy Belated Birthday from all of us!
ReplyDeleteHappy Belated Buddy - humans are so forgetful but they love us!
ReplyDeleteTune in tomorrow for the ever evolving story of "Will the Cat Forgive"!
ReplyDelete**ahem**
ReplyDelete"Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday deer Faraday....
Happy Birthday to you.....
....an many more...."
Happy Birthday deer furend!
***nose bumpsss*** Siddhartha Henry xxx an {{hugs}} LadyMum
Yous knows, birthday days is really not as impact ant as the guilt gifts yous gets when the peeps forgets... tee! Hee!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Faraday!
And yes, your peeps can says anything they wants about the paintings...you peep can even mention they is elebenty million years late!
Kisses
Nellie
Happy Late Birfday! At least bows last a while. Imagine iffen she had saved the APPLE!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday one month late! Maybe you can just keep celebrating until next year!
ReplyDeleteOh dear, Faraday...a recycled birthday...that does seem vaguely abusive....our Mama didn't even TRY to make up for missing Malou and Levon's birthday. She is even more negligent than yours...;p
ReplyDeletethe critters in the cottage xo
Ohhhh Myyyy Happy VERY Belated Birthday Faraday! We are so sorry your Momma is late! At least she celebrated (kinda) yours!
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