Friday, August 19, 2016

You Forgot. Again.

Maxwell: Uh-oh. Looks like Momma forgot someone's birthday again.
Only this time, she's a month late.

Somekity's not going to take this well. Nope, not at all.

It's bad enough that she's putting a bow on a can of food but this apple?

At least last year, Faraday got a Pop Tart.
That's a whole lot closer to birthday cake than this thing.

And, uh ... this toy? *sniff*

Yup. THAT was from Aunt Connie last year, too.
 Oh yeah, this is gonna be memorable ....

~ sometime later in the day ~

Allie: Wow, Brat. I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but ...

I actually feel SORRY for you.

Faraday: *little sniffle* I think that's even the same BOW, Allie. 

Will Faraday ever get a real birthday celebration?
Is he still the baby of the fambly?
Will he take this insult lying down?

Heh. What do you think?



  1. OH. MY. COD. How could she forget AGAIN?

    The Florida Furkids

  2. A MONTH???? OMC - you SO need to fire her

  3. You are so neglected, Faraday! Not to rub it in or anything, but my Mommy even had a countdown to *my* birthday/Gotcha Day! You really need to rebel...big time. --Mudpie

  4. *quietly slips travel schedules to Maine next to that apple*

  5. She forgot?! For a whole month? I am appalled! Not that my human ever remembers birthdays either but still...

  6. I had to pick myself up off the floor after seeing the picture with the pop tart (well, the toaster pastry anyway ... Faraday could pass as a pop tart too) :) Now I understand ... he doesn't cause trouble ... he's just MISUNDERSTOOD.

  7. ouch...major ouch.......that is inexcusable, completely inexcusable......

  8. Oh boy! Mom has never missed our birthdays! We would be madder than a cat if that happened! Shameful!

  9. Faraday our Mom forgets stuff ALL the time and even if she remembers she messes up the years. She is good at that.

  10. I just can not bear the heart break.
    *swoons gracefully on sofa*
    I often forget the brats birthdays and must make it up to them.
    good luck =)

  11. dood...

    1) NOE
    2) YEZ
    3) NOE
    4) watch out & hide: golf ballz on de way
    5) golden rings

    ~~~~~~~ heerz two a ghost pipefish kinda week oh end guys ~~~ ♥♥♥

    { we live in de land oh forgotten birthdayz two ☺☺☺

  12. Whoa! I do think revenge is in order.

    And yeah, what's with that apple?

    1. (it was the only - and I do mean ONLY - thing in the kitchen at that time that I could stick a candle in. ~ L)

  13. Seriouslies? Mommy owes you BIG TIME, Faraday!

  14. Oh my, Faraday I do feel really sorry for you, but on the lighter side, at least it wasn't last years apple! purrs ERin ps if you've finished with that pink candle, could I have it? promise to send it back for next years birthday!

  15. A month late? An apple with a candle stuck in it?? A recycled toy??? Sheesh! How do you let her get away with it. A really devious revenge is called for.

  16. We need to do something about your mom!

  17. Happy Belated Birthday Faraday!

  18. At least she remembered eventually. My Mom hasn't remembered my birthday in like 8 years.

    Happy Birthday, Dude!


  19. Faraday, if you don't take your revenge, we'll be disappointed.

  20. Poor Faraday......not only is she LATE, she gives you an icky old apple with a candle stuck in it??? A can of food with an old bow on top? I hope she's planning some HUGE AND MAJOR surprise for you....and is just trying to fool you with all this unacceptable junk she gave you. Yeah...that's's a scheme to distract you! Good luck.....

    Hugs, Sammy

  21. An apple? Oh, Faraday! What on earth could your human be thinking? At least it is kind of round and maybe you could roll it around on the floor...

  22. Happy belated birthday Farraday. If it's any consolation, our Mama usually forgets our birthdays completely. Seriously, how hard can it be - three of us were born on the same day!

  23. Welcome to my world, Faraday!! Never mind, revenge is sweet!! ;-) Happy belated birthday!!

  24. Dang Faraday, Happy Belated Birthday from all of us!

  25. Happy Belated Buddy - humans are so forgetful but they love us!

  26. Tune in tomorrow for the ever evolving story of "Will the Cat Forgive"!

  27. **ahem**
    "Happy Birthday to you,
    Happy Birthday to you,
    Happy Birthday deer Faraday....
    Happy Birthday to you..... many more...."

    Happy Birthday deer furend!
    ***nose bumpsss*** Siddhartha Henry xxx an {{hugs}} LadyMum

  28. Yous knows, birthday days is really not as impact ant as the guilt gifts yous gets when the peeps forgets... tee! Hee!
    Happy Birthday Faraday!
    And yes, your peeps can says anything they wants about the peep can even mention they is elebenty million years late!

  29. Happy Late Birfday! At least bows last a while. Imagine iffen she had saved the APPLE!!!

  30. Happy Birthday one month late! Maybe you can just keep celebrating until next year!

  31. Oh dear, Faraday...a recycled birthday...that does seem vaguely abusive....our Mama didn't even TRY to make up for missing Malou and Levon's birthday. She is even more negligent than yours...;p

    the critters in the cottage xo

  32. Ohhhh Myyyy Happy VERY Belated Birthday Faraday! We are so sorry your Momma is late! At least she celebrated (kinda) yours!


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