Wednesday, August 17, 2016

National Tell A Joke Day

Faraday: Seriouslies, I need a new manager.


She obviouslies booked my gig for the wrong day, since everyone knows yesterday was National Tell a Joke Day.

Still. I heard you clamoring for more, so ...

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND

 *testing...1..2..mimimimimiiiiiii*


Why don't they play poker in the jungle?


TOO MANY CHEETAS!
*rim shot* 


What do you feed an invisible cat?


Evaporated milk!!! *da-da-da-BOOM*


What does a dog and a phone have in common?


Collar ID!!!

Ahhh, I crack myself up....
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23 comments:

  1. Random FelinesAugust 17, 2016 at 9:03 AM

    cheesy jokes....that about covers it MOL

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  2. Connie - Tails from the Foster KittensAugust 17, 2016 at 9:03 AM

    I was about to say you must crack yourself up! :)

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  3. brokenteepeeAugust 17, 2016 at 11:05 AM

    You are just too punny. Are you taking your show on the road?

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  4. Summer at sparklecat.comAugust 17, 2016 at 12:51 PM

    Um, Faraday... don't call us, we'll call you! MOL

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  5. UnknownAugust 17, 2016 at 1:28 PM

    MOL! Your jokes are too funny, Faraday...But then, I'll laugh at anything :)

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  6. Marvelous MarvAugust 17, 2016 at 1:28 PM

    Bwa! Haa!! Haaa!!! Once again yous has made coffee comes out Mommy's nose! Yous ROCKS!!!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  7. My GBGV LifeAugust 17, 2016 at 2:10 PM

    Oh, you are so very funny! Cats!

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  8. The Swiss CatsAugust 17, 2016 at 2:14 PM

    MOL ! Funny jokes, Faraday ! Purrs

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  9. ANGEL ABBYGRACEAugust 17, 2016 at 2:16 PM

    You're a natural Faraday!

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  10. Savannah's Paw TracksAugust 17, 2016 at 3:10 PM

    Faraday ya might wanna look into a joke ghost writer... just sayin'

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  11. Cathy KeishaAugust 17, 2016 at 4:15 PM

    *groan* You are punny. Remind me to book you at the next IBite.net conference.

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  12. da tabbies o trout towneAugust 17, 2016 at 4:34 PM

    A PAWZ A PAWZ A PAWZ we loved em dood ~~~~~ ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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  13. Dee, Nicky, Dusty & IzzyAugust 17, 2016 at 5:27 PM

    You're very silly Faraday. What do your brother and sister think of your stand up routine?

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  14. Mickey's MusingsAugust 17, 2016 at 6:29 PM

    MOL! MOL!
    WE must admit...we laffed and laffed :)
    Mum did too ;)
    MOL!
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  15. Kitty Cat ChroniclesAugust 17, 2016 at 7:00 PM

    You crack us up too, Faraday! We're going to file these jokes away for later!
    P.S. Love the new look! It may not be new, but we haven't been visiting much lately, so it's new to us... sorry for that.

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  16. Momma Kat and Her Bear CatAugust 17, 2016 at 7:05 PM

    That first picture makes you look diabolical, Faraday. Great jokes though!

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  17. Just DuckyAugust 17, 2016 at 7:15 PM

    You crack me up Faraday.

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  18. The Daily Pip August 17, 2016 at 7:28 PM

    Bawhahahahhahahaha! Evaporated milk and invisible cat. HYSTERICAL!!!

    From Rosie (Ruby's poor ignored feline sister) my assistant somehow missed that it was National Black Cat Appreciation Day. My one chance to post and she somehow missed it. Sigh ...

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  19. Kitties BlueAugust 17, 2016 at 7:35 PM

    Faraday, you cracked us up as well. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  20. Lone Star CatsAugust 17, 2016 at 7:45 PM

    MOL!

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  21. meowmeowmansAugust 17, 2016 at 10:21 PM

    Collar ID. MOL! Faraday, you cracking yourself up made us smile real big. :)

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  22. Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq)August 18, 2016 at 7:59 PM

    Oh Bast! I was gonna use that Invisible Cat jokey... We just read it in the newspaper yesserday (we are 2 months behind).

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  23. Marty the ManxAugust 22, 2016 at 7:31 PM

    MOL MOL MOL we loved them...collar ID.....*snort*.....

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