Monday, November 13, 2017

Stalking is Serious Business



The Mom: What are you looking at, Baby?

Faraday: Mommy, don't bothers me while I'm working.
Can't you see I'm stalking BURDS out there?


The Mom: Oh, um, of course. Yes, I can see how busy you are ....


Faraday: Seriouslies, Mommy.
That birdie doesn't have a chance against the Great White Housepanther, but being a big important predator and alls takes concentration, so can you just keeps it down and stuffs, please?


 
The Mom: Sorry, kiddo. I'll just see myself out now ....
 


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20 comments:

  1. Faraday, that blue jay won't stand a chance...if you could actually get outside...

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  2. I'm not trying to scare you, Faraday but...I have seen bluejays dive bomb cats before. They are pretty mean birds so if you do go after them, wear a helmet!

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  3. dood..........deer cod on a seered plate witha side oh friez...say it aint sew.......... ya coulda stalked any thing.....corn....bean....peepulz.....

    just sayin ~~~~~~~ :) ♥♥☺☺

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  4. He is pretty, but I bet you could sort those fancy feathers he's wearing.

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  5. We prefer to watch squirrels and wabbits, but when we see one we get loud and crazy!

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  6. Heh. Too bad there is a glass door between you and that birdie, Faraday.

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  7. That blue jay doesn't realize how lucky he is that you're not on the same side of the glass as he is, Faraday.

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  8. Faraday, I know you'd be able to catch that pretty bird. But the bird is probably much more fun to watch than it is to eat. And remember, a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips!

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    1. Not that I'm saying you're fat! Just trying to say that you'll enjoy watching the bird more than eating it. :-)

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  9. I hear Blue Jays can be mean ... even meaner than a certain sister of yours ;) You're smart enough not to pick a fight with her, right?!

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  10. Sheesh...we kitties can sure be demanding. Good thing you are stalking from the inside, Faraday. Those blue jays can be super mean. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy

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  11. That blue jay won't stand a chance against you, Faraday ! Everyone knows that stalking is 95% of the hunt ! Purrs

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  12. I bet if you just open your mouth that jay would just fly right in there

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