Monday, November 13, 2017

Stalking is Serious Business



The Mom: What are you looking at, Baby?

Faraday: Mommy, don't bothers me while I'm working.
Can't you see I'm stalking BURDS out there?


The Mom: Oh, um, of course. Yes, I can see how busy you are ....


Faraday: Seriouslies, Mommy.
That birdie doesn't have a chance against the Great White Housepanther, but being a big important predator and alls takes concentration, so can you just keeps it down and stuffs, please?


 
The Mom: Sorry, kiddo. I'll just see myself out now ....
 


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21 comments:

  1. Eastside CatsNovember 13, 2017 at 10:00 AM

    Faraday, that blue jay won't stand a chance...if you could actually get outside...

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  2. Maggie from Stillness at CherithNovember 13, 2017 at 11:06 AM

    I feel very sorry for that blue jay, Farady.

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  3. M. K. ClintonNovember 13, 2017 at 11:48 AM

    I'm not trying to scare you, Faraday but...I have seen bluejays dive bomb cats before. They are pretty mean birds so if you do go after them, wear a helmet!

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  4. Brian's Home BlogNovember 13, 2017 at 1:52 PM

    Burdwork can be exhausting!

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  5. da tabbies o trout towneNovember 13, 2017 at 2:27 PM

    dood..........deer cod on a seered plate witha side oh friez...say it aint sew.......... ya coulda stalked any thing.....corn....bean....peepulz.....

    just sayin ~~~~~~~ :) ♥♥☺☺

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  6. Memories of Eric and FlynnNovember 13, 2017 at 4:07 PM

    He is pretty, but I bet you could sort those fancy feathers he's wearing.

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  7. Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows)November 13, 2017 at 5:39 PM

    Whew...you sure put the mom in her place!

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  8. My GBGV LifeNovember 13, 2017 at 5:47 PM

    We prefer to watch squirrels and wabbits, but when we see one we get loud and crazy!

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  9. pilch92November 13, 2017 at 6:04 PM

    That is tough work.

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  10. SummerNovember 13, 2017 at 6:50 PM

    Heh. Too bad there is a glass door between you and that birdie, Faraday.

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  11. The Island CatsNovember 13, 2017 at 8:42 PM

    That blue jay doesn't realize how lucky he is that you're not on the same side of the glass as he is, Faraday.

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  12. FurriesNovember 13, 2017 at 10:16 PM

    Faraday, I know you'd be able to catch that pretty bird. But the bird is probably much more fun to watch than it is to eat. And remember, a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips!

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    1. FurriesNovember 13, 2017 at 10:17 PM

      Not that I'm saying you're fat! Just trying to say that you'll enjoy watching the bird more than eating it. :-)

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  13. Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern)November 14, 2017 at 11:04 AM

    I hear Blue Jays can be mean ... even meaner than a certain sister of yours ;) You're smart enough not to pick a fight with her, right?!

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  14. Kitties BlueNovember 14, 2017 at 11:54 AM

    Sheesh...we kitties can sure be demanding. Good thing you are stalking from the inside, Faraday. Those blue jays can be super mean. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy

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  15. The Swiss CatsNovember 14, 2017 at 2:04 PM

    That blue jay won't stand a chance against you, Faraday ! Everyone knows that stalking is 95% of the hunt ! Purrs

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  16. Connie - Tails from the Foster KittensNovember 16, 2017 at 1:52 PM

    I bet if you just open your mouth that jay would just fly right in there

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  17. Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical WoofsDecember 4, 2017 at 12:34 PM

    If I could get out the I'd be helping you, Faraday! I am not even allowed to clear them burds outta my yard...sigh...

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