Friday, November 17, 2017

Another Nat Geo moment. Or not ...

Nat Geo Reporter: (sotto voce)
"Here we see The Great White Housepanther in his native habitat, intently focused on his prey."
 

NGR: (continues narration)
"The wind shifts, he lifts his head, cataloguing the smells around him...."


NGR: (tone rises in anticipation)
"Note the pose, the powerful haunches tensed to spring as the smell of pears comes wafting in the breeze, ripe and prime for the harvest."


*cue screeching sound of record needle scratch*
Faraday: (look of disgust) Seriouslies?
The Great White Housepanther only hunts Big Game.
He does not hunt pears.
 


Allie: (incredulous snort from front door) Really, Brat? Really?
It's your fantasy.


Faraday: I'm totes blaming Mommy for this.

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19 comments:

  1. Random FelinesNovember 17, 2017 at 8:11 AM

    ummm - the subject of your documentary looks a little annoyed MOL

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  2. edieNovember 17, 2017 at 8:26 AM

    Hahaha, my black housepanther is totes laughing at you dude. 😉

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  3. Momma Kat and Her Bear CatNovember 17, 2017 at 10:16 AM

    Well, to get those ripe pears, you would have to climb a tree ... so you know, that's kind of big bad-a$$ cat-ish and stuff ; )

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  4. brokenteepeeNovember 17, 2017 at 11:16 AM

    I would totes hunt pears. You don't know what you are missing buddy

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  5. The Daily Pip November 17, 2017 at 11:36 AM

    Careful one of those pears (I mean prey) don't fall down and hit you in the head.

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  6. My GBGV LifeNovember 17, 2017 at 12:28 PM

    Oh man! How embarrassing being caught sniffing pears!

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  7. Eastside CatsNovember 17, 2017 at 12:43 PM

    OMG, that photo of you with your ears all akimbo, Faraday...it's too hilarious! And you hunt whatever the heck you want to hunt, and make up your own voiceovers too! Phooey to anyone who says otherwise...

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  8. Just DuckyNovember 17, 2017 at 1:37 PM

    Mum says those pears look good. Sorry no big game for you.

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  9. Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows)November 17, 2017 at 5:32 PM

    You could send some of those pears my way! They look yummy. I was just recently thinking that I haven't had a pear in years!

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  10. pilch92November 17, 2017 at 7:33 PM

    Our pears went by a long time ago. Good hunting :)

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  11. SummerNovember 17, 2017 at 11:45 PM

    Yeah, pears? I was wondering about that. My human's hungry now, though!

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  12. Memories of Eric and FlynnNovember 18, 2017 at 12:05 PM

    And it started so well, Faraday.

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  13. Cathy KeishaNovember 18, 2017 at 7:31 PM

    That's a big game pear. I have some big game on my blog today. MOL!

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  14. Deb BarnesNovember 19, 2017 at 6:07 AM

    That was riveting...and those pears look delicious! Purrs from Deb and the Zee/Zoey gang.

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  15. meowmeowmansNovember 19, 2017 at 8:59 AM

    MOL. Faraday, we think the editors took some liberty with your documentary!

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  16. The Swiss CatsNovember 19, 2017 at 2:20 PM

    MOL ! The documentary started so well, though... Purrs

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  17. Katie IsabellaNovember 20, 2017 at 12:40 PM

    I'm with the wise Cats in their comment. It sure did start so well.

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  18. Connie - Tails from the Foster KittensNovember 26, 2017 at 3:47 PM

    I would totally hunt pears.

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  19. Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical WoofsDecember 4, 2017 at 12:38 PM

    But...sometimes there are evil skwerls who try to steal pears, so hey you gotta stalk em, right??!

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