Monday, May 14, 2018

Kitty Grooming Tips

Faraday: Hey, Allie ...
Allie: *sigh-h-h* What, Brat?


Faraday:  Maxie's not around. Could you, like, groom the top of my head for me, an' stuffs?
Allie: Really. Tell me you did not just ask me that.



Allie: I mean, I could, I suppose ....


*whispers* But then my very sharp teeth will be dangerously close to your very delicate ear....


Faraday: *gulp* Uhhh, no, that's all right, Allie. I'm good an' stuffs. Reallys.


 (Five seconds later....)
Allie: What?!? Like he actually deserved to be groomed?



No court would convict me.
You know this, Mother, so don't give me that Look.

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13 comments:

  1. Allie, it was very nice of you to step in for Maxwell and give Faraday's head a little grooming.

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  2. oh my cod allie; I was in a near faint.....screaming in my minds eye... DON'T ....
    I can rest easy now ~ hugs from dai$y =^..*= ♥♥♥

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  3. We don’t think Faraday will ask again, Allie.

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  4. I love it when kitties groom one another.

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  5. What was he thinking? Hahaha.

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  6. He was taking his life in his paws there!

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  7. Our cat bro Bert will lick Sophie, and then out of the blue, bite her. Cats are not real snuggle with each other I would say.

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  8. not even a tiny nibble on the ear?

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  9. Whoa! Faraday was lucky to escape with his life (and his ears)!

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  10. Allie, you are consistent, that's for sure!

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  11. he may not deserve it, but you are awesome to have done it anyway

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