Monday, May 14, 2018

Kitty Grooming Tips

Faraday: Hey, Allie ...
Allie: *sigh-h-h* What, Brat?

Faraday:  Maxie's not around. Could you, like, groom the top of my head for me, an' stuffs?
Allie: Really. Tell me you did not just ask me that.

Allie: I mean, I could, I suppose ....

*whispers* But then my very sharp teeth will be dangerously close to your very delicate ear....

Faraday: *gulp* Uhhh, no, that's all right, Allie. I'm good an' stuffs. Reallys.

 (Five seconds later....)
Allie: What?!? Like he actually deserved to be groomed?

No court would convict me.
You know this, Mother, so don't give me that Look.



  1. Allie, it was very nice of you to step in for Maxwell and give Faraday's head a little grooming.

  2. oh my cod allie; I was in a near faint.....screaming in my minds eye... DON'T ....
    I can rest easy now ~ hugs from dai$y =^..*= ♥♥♥

  3. We don’t think Faraday will ask again, Allie.

  4. I love it when kitties groom one another.

  5. What was he thinking? Hahaha.

  6. Our cat bro Bert will lick Sophie, and then out of the blue, bite her. Cats are not real snuggle with each other I would say.

  7. not even a tiny nibble on the ear?

  8. Whoa! Faraday was lucky to escape with his life (and his ears)!

  9. Allie, you are consistent, that's for sure!

  10. he may not deserve it, but you are awesome to have done it anyway

  11. Sometimes sisfurs are allowed to be nice...after all Faraday is your brofur...and think of it this way: You took some of the stinky boy-cat odor off of him, MOL!


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