Thursday, April 9, 2015

Cats & Laughter

April is National Stress Awareness Month. So, being a stand-up kind of kitty and all - and knowing two things that can help reduce stress are cats and laughter - Maxwell says he's got this one.

Are you ready?

Are you sure?

You were warned.


We present to you...
Maxwell, the Stand-Up Kitty

Maxwell: Hey Faraday, what do you call a nosy pepper?

JALAPENO BUSINESS!
(Rim shot, pleez!) 

Maxwell's cracking himself up over here. Anyone else? Bueller?

Maxwell: Wait. This is a good one: Why did the pirate go to the Caribbean?
Because he wanted some Arr & Arr!

Faraday: Seriouslies, Maxie. Enough already.

Maxwell: No! This one's even better!! What do cats eat for breakfast???
Faraday: BONITO flakes.

Maxwell: Wait for it...wait for it... MICE KRISPIES! (*takes bow*)

Thank you, thank you, no tips necessary....

Faraday: WAIT. TIPS?!? I'll take 'em Maxie!
HE'LL TAKE THE TIPS! HE'LL TAKE THE TIPS!
 
Maxwell: But dood...that would be wrong.


Faraday: *exasperated look*

Seriouslies, Mommy, do we have any pie left over from Passover?
Cuz I need it.
NOW.
I know a kitty who could use some.
Right inna kisser.
*ka-pow!*
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28 comments:

  1. Angel SimbaApril 9, 2015 at 7:11 AM

    I like the Mice Krispies one best!

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  2. Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows)April 9, 2015 at 8:05 AM

    Aw, go easy on your brother! He's trying...and pretty good too, I think!

    And *never* throw pie...pie is only meant to be eaten :)

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  3. brokenteepeeApril 9, 2015 at 8:59 AM

    You guys are just too funny. You should take your act on the road.

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  4. UnknownApril 9, 2015 at 9:03 AM

    You made us smile. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  5. AnonymousApril 9, 2015 at 9:24 AM

    Maxwell I see a nightclub act in your immediate future! Mice Krispies - I want some!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  6. Cathy KeishaApril 9, 2015 at 10:19 AM

    HAH! Bonito flakes was a pretty good answer. Will you be performing the rest of the month? I’ll be doing standup for Cinco de Mayo. It’s a tradition.

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  7. pilch92April 9, 2015 at 10:41 AM

    Maxwell, you are a great comedian :)

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  8. Connie - Tails from the Foster KittensApril 9, 2015 at 10:52 AM

    don't forget to tip your waitress! and have your pets spayed and neutered.. thank you and goodnight.

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  9. Random FelinesApril 9, 2015 at 10:55 AM

    ummm.....we hope he doesn't quit his day job :)

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  10. ANGEL ABBYGRACEApril 9, 2015 at 11:14 AM

    Well played Maxwell, well played!

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  11. The Swiss CatsApril 9, 2015 at 2:10 PM

    Mice Crispies MOL ! This is our favorite ! Purrs

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  12. da tabbies o trout towneApril 9, 2015 at 2:45 PM

    dood....whenz yur next show....we wanna bring a long sum pals !!!

    arr & arr....

    :)

    ☺☺☺

    ♥

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  13. Memories of Eric and FlynnApril 9, 2015 at 4:09 PM

    You make a great stand up comic Maxwell.

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  14. Memories of Eric and FlynnApril 9, 2015 at 4:09 PM

    You make a great stand up comic Maxwell.

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  15. BeadedTailApril 9, 2015 at 5:33 PM

    MOL! You made us giggle!

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  16. Cats Herd YouApril 9, 2015 at 6:35 PM

    We MOLed at Mice Crispies. How come we don't get those for breakfast, anyhow?)

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  17. My GBGV LifeApril 9, 2015 at 7:12 PM

    We love your photos and the text to go along with them...our kind of humor!

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  18. The Florida FurkidsApril 9, 2015 at 7:15 PM

    We think you hae a great career ahead of you.

    The Florida Furkids

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  19. Kitties BlueApril 9, 2015 at 8:24 PM

    We got to admit, we think Maxwell is the only one Maxwell cracks up. Seriously not funny dood, except maybe the mice krispies! We have nominated y'all for an award. You can pick it up on our Thursday post. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  20. Summer at sparklecat.comApril 9, 2015 at 8:45 PM

    MOL, those were some groaners!

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  21. The Island CatsApril 9, 2015 at 8:56 PM

    We hope it was a one night stand for Maxwell! *groan*

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  22. GigiApril 9, 2015 at 9:04 PM

    Wait wait wait! Why don't the big cats play poker inna jungle? Too many CHEETAHS!
    Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? They're always spotted!

    Sometimes I crack myself up!

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  23. edieApril 9, 2015 at 9:12 PM

    Very punny Maxwell :) I found some cheese at my house today, it's can't be yours though because it's nacho cheese. But if it's nacho cheese then whose cheese is it?

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  24. dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet MoonfurApril 10, 2015 at 4:41 AM

    Bowl of Mice Krispies for me please!!!

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  25. Savannah's Paw TracksApril 10, 2015 at 8:19 PM

    Maxie babeeee...you are THE MANCAT STAND UP COMIC!! just read Faraday's and buddy, you are IT!

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  26. CATachresisApril 12, 2015 at 7:36 AM

    Hahahahaha!! Maxwell, I'd do anything for a bowl of mice crispies!!

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