Faraday's (2nd) Friday

We interrupt our Fangs on Friday for a Special Appearance.

After Maxwell's performance yesterday, Faraday swore he could do better. So we took him up on the challenge. At the end, you get to vote: who's the better comedian, Maxwell or Faraday?

And now, presenting:

Faraday, the Stand-Up Kitty

Faraday: A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting.

The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5 ft to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5 ft to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"

Now THAT'S a JOKE.
(Rim shot, pleez!) 

Faraday: Did I hear an "encore!"? Don't mind if I do.

Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint.
The phone rings and he jumps up shouting “oh no! I forgot to feed the dog!”

Did you hear about the suicidal homeopath?
He took 1/50th of the recommended dose. 
*boosh!*

Don't forget the Tip Jar on your way out the door.

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Faraday: Ending with a special request, just for our geeky mom & dad:

Einstein, Heisenberg, Pascal and Newton [the human, not Newton from Cats Herd You ;-)] are playing hide & seek.

Einstein covers his eyes and begins counting. 

While Heisenberg and Pascal run off and hide, Newton takes out some chalk and marks a square on the ground with length of exactly 1 meter by 1 meter, then sits down inside the square.

When Einstein is finished counting and sees Newton sitting on the ground, he yells, "Ha, I've found you, Newton!". 

Newton replies, "No you haven't! You've found Pascal!"

Why is Heisenberg in this joke? We're uncertain. *rim shot!*

[geeky explanation: a Pascal is a unit of measurement = a Newton over a square meter. And Heisenberg is famous for his Uncertainty Principle. Yeah, we three kitties groaned, too.]

So who did better? 

We'll share the results on Sunday!

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