Allie embraces Call a Friend Day

"So, I was all, like, 'ewww, that's just so gnarly!'

 and she was, all, like, 'I KNOW, right?  

 I mean, it's totally tubular!

 ... and ermagerd, I nearly had a cow, it was so totally ah-MA-zing --

"and then he was all, like -- oh gag me with a spoooon 

 and I was, like, oh puh-leease, that is sooooo BOGUS.  

 Just take a chill pill already, okay?

 Yeah, like, for sure!"

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