Allie: Now where did I put that catnip fish ...
It was just here a moment ago. Have you seen ---
Oh.
*cue inarticulate ladycat grunting*
Pardon us. Delicate and ladylike grunting.
Allie: You mock me.
Me?
Allie: You. The toy. Life.
I think I'll just nap now, if you don't mind.
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Happy Stupid Toy Day.
How do you plan to celebrate?
Happy Stupid Toy Day.
How do you plan to celebrate?
we hate it when those toys mock us
ReplyDeleteWhap that toy into oblivion = that is what you need to do. Or nap. Napping is good
ReplyDeleteAllie.. I feel the same way when I'm wrapping gifts.. stupid tape is always just out of reach.
ReplyDeleteOh my cat! That belly! I guess stupid toys are immune to irresistible bellies :)
ReplyDeleteOh that toy must haz a cloaking device. No way you would have missed it otherwise. Purrs, Katie Kitty Too
ReplyDeleteStupid toys are everywhere!
ReplyDeleteWe hate it when it happens... Purrs
ReplyDeleteSome things just live to aggravate us ;)
ReplyDeleteHow dare that toy torment you?
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
We think you should show that toy who's boss, Allie.
ReplyDeleteWhat.....lady cats don't grunt.
ReplyDeleteI hate when toys hide from me.
MOL! Sometimes toys do that.
ReplyDeleteWe think we'll go play with our stupid toys, Allie!
ReplyDeleteMaybe you had a bit too much nip before playing?
ReplyDeleteYeah, we know... A little Nip an evrything is harder ta find.
ReplyDeleteSneaky toy trying to hide!
ReplyDeleteOh forget the stupid toy. There is something very important........your tummy! Gorgeous tummy! I'm giving you a virtual tummy rub :-)
ReplyDeleteGee, stupid toy day? Hmmm, not sure, gotta go find my stupid toy!
ReplyDeleteThat was funny!! You could have stretched out a wee bit further...nah, napping is better:)
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