Monday, June 18, 2018

Big Sister Problems


Faraday: Hey, Allie. Can I have your treats today? 
Mommy sez you're still on a diet an' we should all be supportive an' stuffs.
So, like, can I haz your treats?


Allie: Eat my treats and you'll be the one needing support, Brat. Life support.


Allie: What?!? I didn't touch him. Did you see me touch him?


Allie: Really. I thought it was "innocent until proven guilty" on this continent.
Maybe it's time for a social studies refresher course, Mother.

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14 comments:

  1. Allie, looks like your mom can MIND-READ now! Watch out!

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  2. can't go to jail for thinking evil thoughts....you are safe Allie

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  3. Oh dear, that's a rough start to the week.

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  4. Treats have no calories. That is a fact

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  5. Everyone needs treats, even if you are on a diet.

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  6. What, are thoughts illegal now? Sheesh! Binga would be in DOUBLE jail if that were true!

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  7. allie; I got your back girl; matters not if your innocent, guilty, or a convicted
    mouse killer; hugs from dai$y =^..*= aka de codd mother ~~ ☺☺♥♥♥

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  8. That is a serious big sister look!

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  9. No photographic evidence - ya should get away wif it.

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  10. Thinking doesn't mean doing, right, Allie ? Purrs

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  11. Careful, there might be a whirly spybot flying around that takes secret photos! Humans are trying to get sneaky these days! But I think you are innocent, Allie, no matter what! Tee hee hee.

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