Showing posts with label cat with wand toy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cat with wand toy. Show all posts

Monday, May 22, 2017

It's Dead, Jim.

Faraday: Uh, Maxie?
I think it'd dead.


Maxwell: What's dead? Your snake?


Faraday: Yeah,  Mister Snakey's dead. I mean, look, Maxie. He's not moving and stuffs.


Maxwell: Are you sure about tha-- LOOK OUT!


Faraday: HALP! It's AFTER me!


(moments later, after the keyboard has been wrestled away from the mom)

Faraday: You'll pay for that, Mommy. I'm not afraid of no snake.

SERIOUSLIES.


PROOF: Exhibit A. (uh, and B, and C, and ...)
Me, the vishus snake-killer.
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Saturday, February 20, 2016

Love Your Pet Day







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Wednesday, March 4, 2015

The Tooth Fairy's REAL. (part 1)


She's REAL. And she lives in Maine. Or is it Massachusetts?
Or maybe she just got snowed in while delivering toys to other kitties and had to use the regular post to deliver her gifts.

Anyways, kitties, she CAME!
And my fangs that momma put in my cat tree bed are, like, gone and stuff.

*whispers* She's really REAL.

Faraday: She said to share, Maxie.
Maxwell: I can read, dood.
Faraday: Uh, no you can't, actually.


Well she brought us loads of cool wand toys and feather-butt mousies and stuff. Who else would do that?

Ellen would, that's who. Didn't you see?
She must have been concerned that the Tooth Fairy would get snowed in too, on account of she's probably got elebenty zillion inches of snow at her own house and she knows how that goes.



But on to the TOYS, kitties. Oh, the toys....


Maxwell
: Step back, Faraday. I'm going in!


Faraday
: *impatient noise* Well, Maxie...?
Maxwell: *echo-y voice* Dood, we hit the Motherlode!


Faraday: Wait, is this like that Narnia closet? Bigger on the inside?


Maxwell: oooh, a pawesome white one.


Faraday: I'll just be taking this blue 'n' red one off your paws, Maxie.


Maxwell
: s'okay, dood. I've got the blue 'n' yellow one.



Uh, but maybe no one better touch the pink one... You know how Allie gets about PINK.


Faraday: mmmmrmph? What's that, Maxie? I'm kinda busy right now with this feather-butt mousie....

THANK YOU, TOOTH FAIRY (aka Aunt Connie)!

Kitties! There's more to this story.
Stay tuned for Part 2, tomorrow!

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Check out our Catster Article!
 (Yeah, our mom's gettin' her GEEK on again...MOL!)

http://www.catster.com/lifestyle/cat-facts-genes-white-cats-star-trek-deafness

 

Friday, July 25, 2014

Friday's Fashion Faux Paws

A few weeks ago, Allie kinda dissed Maxwell over his mad wand toy skillz.
(She might have even blown him a raspberry.)

Several people came to Maxie's defense, demanding Allie show she could do any better.
So for today's Fashion Faux Paws, we present...

Allie: Want to know how a real girlcat battles a spider?




Without even looking.



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