Who Cut The ....

Faraday: Hey Maxie, did you see this???

Maxwell: Uhhh, looks like a mousetrap, dood.

Faraday: Well, yeah an' stuffs, but Maxie ...

...it's, like, GINORMOUS.

Maxwell: Well, it was nice of Aunt Connie to give us a nice sturdy one.  Wasn't it?
Faraday: Seriouslies, Maxie. Don't you get it?

Aunt Connie prolly figures Daddy's got some mutated mousie radiation project down in the basement an' stuffs, an' ... an' ...

if we need a mouse trap THIS big, they're prolly, like, bigger than YOU.

*CUE EPIC SHOCKED LOOK*

Maxwell: Is that what they meant when they said "we need a better mousetrap"?

(Dood. It's a cheese cutter. Please refer to blog post subject line for more details.)

***

(almost) Wordless Wednesday

Behold, the rare and majestic Meerkat Meezer in his Native Habitat....

;-)

***

Toon Tuesdays: Purrfection

***

_____

Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

Kitty Grooming Tips

Faraday: Hey, Allie ...
Allie: *sigh-h-h* What, Brat?

Faraday:  Maxie's not around. Could you, like, groom the top of my head for me, an' stuffs?
Allie: Really. Tell me you did not just ask me that.

Allie: I mean, I could, I suppose ....

*whispers* But then my very sharp teeth will be dangerously close to your very delicate ear....

Faraday: *gulp* Uhhh, no, that's all right, Allie. I'm good an' stuffs. Reallys.

 (Five seconds later....)
Allie: What?!? Like he actually deserved to be groomed?

No court would convict me.
You know this, Mother, so don't give me that Look.

***

Lazy Friday

Just hanging out on a Friday...

How about you?

***

A bit of light reading

Maxwell: Hmmm... What's this?

A scientific tome?

This requires further examination.

Ahh, yes. Atomic in nature, I see.

Definitely some heavy reading here....

Better give this one two paws down!

***

Toon Tuesdays: Mother's Day Edition

***

_____

Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!