I think I might starve and stuffs.
Do you even care, Mommy?
*whispers off screen* Maxie, get in here. You're up next.
Maxwell: okay, I'm ready. *cue sound of shuffled papers* If sympathy won't work, maybe scientific reports on malnutrition will do the trick.
Allie: *groan* We want her to get up, Maxie. Not fall back asleep!