Faraday: *rapidly backs away* Eww. That would scar my virgin eyes, like, forever.
Faraday: Mommy? Do something? Pleeeease...?
Allie: Silly boy.
I meant this pole - the cat scratcher I've been wanting for ages. (I think it'd look fabulous in hot pink, don't you?)
Of course, I'm not a girl to look a gift horse in the mouth.
If it chases Faraday away, I think I've officially taken up a new hobby.
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FTC Disclaimer: This post was written in collaboration with SwellPets, and we were compensated to share the link to their cat scratcher. But we wouldn't have shared it if we didn't think owning cat scratchers like this are a positive and important alternative to declawing, a practice which we strongly oppose.
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That would look TOTALLY pawsome in pink, Allie!
ReplyDeleteAllie, you are the most gorgeous girl even upside down. That is Misty May's favorite view of the world. That pole dancing could definitely help with that weight you are trying to lose. Have fun. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteWe agree totally pawsome in pink. Have a tremendous Thursday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Cue the music. We wanna watch!
ReplyDeletePink IS your color. All cats need their erm, hobbies.
ReplyDeleteThat would be double the benefit!
ReplyDeleteeeeeexactly! ~ Allie
DeleteIt would be terrific in pink, but royal blue is not bad either ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteAllie you have such a beautiful face and pink nose! Goodness so lovely! Now on that pole....
ReplyDeleteA pink pole would match your pink nose Allie! And your pink nose is pretty darn cute! Love that photo of you Faraday! You look deceptively...um..we mean...totally!... angelic! :)
ReplyDeletethe critters in the cottage xo
Meow...
ReplyDeleteAllie you get purrtyer day by day m'lady!
The fellows over here will watch that scrithin party fur as long as it goes on and da heck with old Faraday.
Timmy and the Boys
That post looks cool
ReplyDeleteYou go girl. If you want to be a smexy pole dancer, you just go right ahead. Never mind what the boys say. Woohoo - dancing to Allie's pole dancing.
ReplyDeleteThat pole would definitely look pawesome in hot pink! Blue is cool too though. Hope you have fun with your new "hobby"! ;)
ReplyDeletedood...ewe noe....pole dancers make top dollar...if yur nice... allie mite even share sum moola with ewe...ORE buy ewe sum kinda reely kewl toy...like a 2015 CATillax car...in bloo !!!
ReplyDeletewe bee off line til monday sew heerz two a redmouth whalefish kinda week oh end !! ♥
that is one fine looking pole! Would love to see who comes out of the woodwork if you tweet this based on the title lol
ReplyDeleteMOL!!!
DeleteMy kitties have a couple of those around the house and love them!
ReplyDeleteif it comes in pink I say you get it with the proceeds of this post ;)
ReplyDeleteAllie we really notice you're slimming down! We can totally see your pretty collar better!
ReplyDeleteOh! pink would be purrfect!!!! Especially for yous!
ReplyDeleteKisses
Nellie
Whoohoo! We'd like to see a little pole dancing. :)
ReplyDeleteMaybe you could teach pole dancing.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of hot pink, did you get a new collar? This one looks a little sparkly.
I think that's a very cool pole no matter the colour!
ReplyDeleteGweat scwatcher.
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi
I would love to watch you pole dance Allie.
ReplyDeletesiiiiggghhh....ALLIE...you do know you are my idol, right??
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