Monday, September 8, 2014

How to Gross out your Sister.

So, like, Daddy was all fascinated and stuff with this WAY cool spiderweb outside, hangin' off the peach tree. 
Yanno, that thing that had those orange-y things practically dripping off it this spring?

This tree?

But I digress. 

Dood, seriously. You do that a lot, you know.
Digress, I mean. 
Anyway, there was this spider. 
Biggest. Spider. on the PLANET.
Hairy Monster, too. 
So we figured it'd totally freak Allie out. Y'know, being a GURL an' all.

Boy were we wrong.

Allie:  Ooooh, delish! How thoughtful of Father to provide an amuse bouche, before dinner!

Seriouslies. She scares us sometimes.


  1. Oooo, great spidery shot! Bug TV, we call it. Our mom says we can watch all we want but we aren't allowed to eat spiders around here. Too many legs or something like that...MOL!

  2. Amuse bouche bol bol funny. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

  3. umm...ewww. but Allie, your collar is FABulous :)

  4. I think it looks tasty too! A long time ago, when my human had the cat before Sparkle, she lived in this house with a overhang outside the kitchen, and the biggest spider she ever saw took up camp there. She called him "The Amazing Spiderman!" She was sad when he moved.

  5. An appetizer WITH an appetizer!! Way awesome.

  6. "Une amuse bouche!" Love that! Allie, you keep those boys guessing...that is what a true lady always does ;)

    the critters in the cottage xo

  7. Whoa! That thing is big enough to share -- protein snacks for everykitty! :)

  8. Allie, don't do it! Spiders can bite back and that might not be fun. I'm allowed to catch daddy longlegs, but that's all.

  9. oh Allie, it delights me to hear you might like to eat that

  10. Yummm, you are so lucky Allie. M would have freeked out for sure. Good for you in showing those boys you were not afraid of it. Way to go girl!

  11. That spider sure looks both jummy and crunchy *licking my nose*


  12. She... She... She... I can't even voice the words. MOUSES!

    If I were to see a spider like that, I would run for the hills. No, first I would get Peep #1 to look at it 'cause then she would run for the hills, too, and she knows the way better than I. Plus, I can outrun her so if the spider came after her, he'd catch her, first.


  13. Ummmm Yum? I guess?.... Allie you are something else :)


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