Friday, September 4, 2015

Faraday's First Fridays


Welcome to my monthly Advice Column. 
These gems of Wit and Wisdom are for Felines Only. 
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Lesson # 513: The Accusing Stare


Practice this in the mirror on a regular basis to ensure prompt delivery of bonito flakes on command.
Works every time. Seriouslies.

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22 comments:

  1. Angel Prancer PieSeptember 4, 2015 at 12:31 AM

    Dood, that's cold. Excellent work!

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  2. Lone Star CatsSeptember 4, 2015 at 1:32 AM

    Dat are one good stare!

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  3. Summer at sparklecat.comSeptember 4, 2015 at 1:52 AM

    I have a hard time looking accusing enough. Sparkle had it down!

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  4. Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows)September 4, 2015 at 8:04 AM

    It would work on me in a heartbeat!

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  5. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenSeptember 4, 2015 at 8:56 AM

    OMC you captured it PURRFECTLY!!!! Cody does it too and it is like "WTF I can't believe this WOMAN!!" :)
    catchatwithcarenandcody

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  6. My GBGV LifeSeptember 4, 2015 at 9:48 AM

    I can tell you have put a lot of work into that look. Wow!

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  7. Random FelinesSeptember 4, 2015 at 10:32 AM

    nice one....Tim uses that one on mom to get her out of bed in the morning :)

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  8. M. K. ClintonSeptember 4, 2015 at 10:32 AM

    I would definitely feel the motivation! MOL! Have a great weekend.

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  9. pilch92September 4, 2015 at 11:24 AM

    First tell us how to get Mom to buy bonito flakes. :)

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  10. brokenteepeeSeptember 4, 2015 at 11:39 AM

    Harry the Farm cat is very good at this. This is why I go through 2 (count 'em TWO) 16 oz tubs o'Temptations a month.

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  11. CATachresisSeptember 4, 2015 at 11:50 AM

    Bonito flakes? If I knew what that was, I'd stare too for sure!!!

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  12. Memories of Eric and FlynnSeptember 4, 2015 at 12:27 PM

    That is a great stare. I will go right away and start practising.

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  13. da tabbies o trout towneSeptember 4, 2015 at 12:42 PM

    dood...can we copy N paste yur fotoz ta R mirro....r ta make sure we get R stare rite.....we promize knot ta stare bak..... and we wont like whap ewe ore nothin coz we think yur another kitteh in de houz.....

    heerz two a owens pupfish kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

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  14. Connie - Tails from the Foster KittensSeptember 4, 2015 at 12:42 PM

    so THAT is what Jack is doing..

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  15. ANGEL ABBYGRACESeptember 4, 2015 at 1:20 PM

    What beautiful blue eyes you have Faraday!

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  16. The Swiss CatsSeptember 4, 2015 at 3:07 PM

    Nice one ! Pixie does it very well, I still have to practice. Purrs, Zorro

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  17. UnknownSeptember 4, 2015 at 4:15 PM

    Mes would sure gives yous the bonito flakes!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  18. Just DuckySeptember 4, 2015 at 8:20 PM

    We all have our own moves to get what we want.

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  19. The Island CatsSeptember 4, 2015 at 8:44 PM

    We're not sure we could ever do it as good as you, Faraday.

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  20. GLOGIRLYSeptember 4, 2015 at 11:17 PM

    Deer Mr. Faraway,
    So I keep trying that look with the Boss, but she never gives me any of her food. She just keeps staring back at me. She's kind of scary. What would you recommend? Should I steal or should I run?

    Waffles

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  21. Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical WoofsSeptember 5, 2015 at 1:42 AM

    That is a purrfect stink eye look...Minko can glare like that when meowmy wants to give him medicine...MOL!

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  22. Kitties BlueSeptember 7, 2015 at 9:35 PM

    You nailed it, Faraday. We are embarrassed to say that our accusing stares usually morph into stink eye, which gets us NOTHING! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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