Friday, September 4, 2015

Faraday's First Fridays


Welcome to my monthly Advice Column. 
These gems of Wit and Wisdom are for Felines Only. 
No Humans (or Big Sisters) Allowed.



Lesson # 513: The Accusing Stare


Practice this in the mirror on a regular basis to ensure prompt delivery of bonito flakes on command.
Works every time. Seriouslies.

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22 comments:

  1. I have a hard time looking accusing enough. Sparkle had it down!

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  2. OMC you captured it PURRFECTLY!!!! Cody does it too and it is like "WTF I can't believe this WOMAN!!" :)
    catchatwithcarenandcody

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  3. I can tell you have put a lot of work into that look. Wow!

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  4. nice one....Tim uses that one on mom to get her out of bed in the morning :)

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  5. I would definitely feel the motivation! MOL! Have a great weekend.

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  6. First tell us how to get Mom to buy bonito flakes. :)

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  7. Harry the Farm cat is very good at this. This is why I go through 2 (count 'em TWO) 16 oz tubs o'Temptations a month.

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  8. Bonito flakes? If I knew what that was, I'd stare too for sure!!!

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  9. That is a great stare. I will go right away and start practising.

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  10. dood...can we copy N paste yur fotoz ta R mirro....r ta make sure we get R stare rite.....we promize knot ta stare bak..... and we wont like whap ewe ore nothin coz we think yur another kitteh in de houz.....

    heerz two a owens pupfish kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

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  11. What beautiful blue eyes you have Faraday!

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  12. Nice one ! Pixie does it very well, I still have to practice. Purrs, Zorro

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  13. Mes would sure gives yous the bonito flakes!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  14. We all have our own moves to get what we want.

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  15. We're not sure we could ever do it as good as you, Faraday.

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  16. Deer Mr. Faraway,
    So I keep trying that look with the Boss, but she never gives me any of her food. She just keeps staring back at me. She's kind of scary. What would you recommend? Should I steal or should I run?

    Waffles

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  17. That is a purrfect stink eye look...Minko can glare like that when meowmy wants to give him medicine...MOL!

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  18. You nailed it, Faraday. We are embarrassed to say that our accusing stares usually morph into stink eye, which gets us NOTHING! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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