Friday, November 17, 2017

Another Nat Geo moment. Or not ...

Nat Geo Reporter: (sotto voce)
"Here we see The Great White Housepanther in his native habitat, intently focused on his prey."
 

NGR: (continues narration)
"The wind shifts, he lifts his head, cataloguing the smells around him...."


NGR: (tone rises in anticipation)
"Note the pose, the powerful haunches tensed to spring as the smell of pears comes wafting in the breeze, ripe and prime for the harvest."


*cue screeching sound of record needle scratch*
Faraday: (look of disgust) Seriouslies?
The Great White Housepanther only hunts Big Game.
He does not hunt pears.
 


Allie: (incredulous snort from front door) Really, Brat? Really?
It's your fantasy.


Faraday: I'm totes blaming Mommy for this.

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19 comments:

  1. ummm - the subject of your documentary looks a little annoyed MOL

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  2. Hahaha, my black housepanther is totes laughing at you dude. 😉

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  3. Well, to get those ripe pears, you would have to climb a tree ... so you know, that's kind of big bad-a$$ cat-ish and stuff ; )

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  4. I would totes hunt pears. You don't know what you are missing buddy

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  5. Careful one of those pears (I mean prey) don't fall down and hit you in the head.

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  6. Oh man! How embarrassing being caught sniffing pears!

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  7. OMG, that photo of you with your ears all akimbo, Faraday...it's too hilarious! And you hunt whatever the heck you want to hunt, and make up your own voiceovers too! Phooey to anyone who says otherwise...

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  8. Mum says those pears look good. Sorry no big game for you.

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  9. You could send some of those pears my way! They look yummy. I was just recently thinking that I haven't had a pear in years!

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  10. Our pears went by a long time ago. Good hunting :)

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  11. Yeah, pears? I was wondering about that. My human's hungry now, though!

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  12. That's a big game pear. I have some big game on my blog today. MOL!

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  13. That was riveting...and those pears look delicious! Purrs from Deb and the Zee/Zoey gang.

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  14. MOL. Faraday, we think the editors took some liberty with your documentary!

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  15. MOL ! The documentary started so well, though... Purrs

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  16. I'm with the wise Cats in their comment. It sure did start so well.

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  17. But...sometimes there are evil skwerls who try to steal pears, so hey you gotta stalk em, right??!

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