Monday, November 27, 2017

A Little Post-Turkey Workout

Faraday: Seriouslies, Allie?
A nap? Right in the middle of the kitchen floor?


Allie: Well I was napping, Brat. Until you rudely awakened me.


Allie: And why not the kitchen floor? It's conveniently located next to my food bowl.


Faraday: Mommy sez you need more exercise an' less foods, Allie.
Being the generous kitty I am, I'll let you have the next mousie turn while I nom your treats, 'k?


Allie: Really, Mother? We're really doing this?
*sigh* Okay, fine.


*half-hearted swipe* Oops.


Gaaargh ....


 ... a little closer, please?


Allie: ... I think I'll just wait for the next swing ....

Faraday: Look, Maxie, she's so out of shape the mousie's totally dominating her.
Allie: Dominating me? DOMINATING me?


Allie: Step away from the food bowl, Brat, and watch how a Huntress dominates.

(cue claws of doom™)


Allie: A little tough. Pass the pepper, please?



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16 comments:

  1. Doesn't Faraday know that you don't kill your prey on the first swipe? He should take lessons from you, Allie.

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  2. Gotta give that Allie a wide berth while she's hunting...even if it appears that she is only lazing.

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  3. good job Allie - show that mouse and the boys who the boss is over there

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  4. Cute! I have lazy players too, they expect the toy to swing to them, they only chase for about 20-30 seconds, then it's flop over and wait for it!

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  5. It's okay, Allie. Sometimes it just takes a bit longer to get going.

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  6. Those nails are pretty scary! Remember not to bother standing up when you are hunting your mouse it will tire you out.

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  7. If I were Faraday, I'd keep my distance from those claws of doom!

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  8. Well done Allie ! You showed them who is the boss ! Impressive claws... Purrs

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  9. Very graceful yoga moves while playing mousie - that definitely counts as "exercise" right????

    Hugs, Teddy

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  10. I race around the house to get my exercise!

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  11. I want so badly to tell you how ferocious you are ... but all I'm thinking is how adorable you are, Allie. NOT the desired effect ... especially around your bratty brother, right? I love those upside down kitty shots with the outstretched paws :)

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  12. Wow, Allie! Nobody dare mess with those claws of doom...unless they want to feel your pinions...

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