A Faux Paw Scandal?

The Huffington Paw dished this little tidbit today, as a certain feline fashionista famously eschews her fave color ~ on National Pink Day, no less!

Does the shade that lies somewhere between red and violet no longer grace the runways?
Is the famed pastel no longer deemed dernier cri? 

Or — *gasp* — thanks to Time Magazine, is somekitty having an existential fashion crisis? 

You, gentle reader, be the judge.
We admit to being a bit too stunned for calm, rational thought at the moment. ;-)

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Selfie Meets Yoga Pose

Nothing to see here.

Just a kitteh.

Taking a selfie.

Of his yoga pose.

With a wand toy.

Cats these days ....

(thanks, Aunt Jen, for snapping my stylin' selfie! ~Faraday)

Public Service Announcement:

We're observing TWO holidays today:
National Selfie Day and the International Day of Yoga

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Pets in Film Day + 1

Faraday: Seriouslies! The pawparazzi is getting all out of control.

Stalking my every move ...

Flashy-boxing at every turn.
It's enough to make a kitty think seriouslies about tomorrow's holiday ...

New Identity Day.

incognito cat is incognito.

How are you celebrating Pets in Film Day? 

(We totally want to go see Megan Leavey, BTW. What about you?)

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Holla Back!

So tomorrow's one of those days.
You know, the weird holidays we like to celebrate.

Without further ado, we present to you our submissions for Saturday, June 17 ...

National Hollerin' Contest Day!

Contesztant #1 presents with a slight head-tilt and a curled tongue:

Contestant #2 offers an action-packed ninja yell:

And then there's Contestant #3.
No description needed.

So who's the winner? 
You decide!

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Knitting in Public, Anyone?

Maxwell: So Saturday's Knit in Public Day again, I see.

And in examining this pile of knitting, it would appear that no progress has been made since I first investigated in 2015.

Hrm. Perhaps forcing it into the public eye might shame someone into advancing the project?

Or I suppose I might try my paw at it again.
Let's see, was it 'fang one, perl two'?

Or maybe I'll just sit this one out. Those sharp pointy ends look as dangerous as my fangs fang.

Hold on a sec....
Is this one of those dangerous Contact Sports?

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Put a Pillow ... WHERE again?

Faraday: Oh NOES. Where's my pillow ...?

I distinctly recall telling you, Mommy, that today is National Put a Pillow on Your Refrigerator Day.
Don't you even check your calendar anymores?

I'm, like, gonna be the only cat around without a pillow on his fridge.

Better go call 9-1-1, stat ....

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More #firstworldcatproblems

Maxwell: doop-de-doot-do .... 

Maxwell: Dum-de-dum-m-m-m ....

(bored look)

(heavy sigh) 

Maxwell: Hey, how many frequent flyer points do I get by manning the pilot's seat until it gets upholstered?

Faraday: Why don't you and I swap, Maxie? You should see how hard the seats are in coach.

Cue disgruntled look

Happy Frequent Flyer Day!
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And yes, Faraday knows better than to file a lawsuit against the "parent company."
He's had to listen to his human fuming about inaccurate reporting on airlines and government regulations for weeks.

But we kitties will spare you the yada-yada. Bad enough that WE have to endure it!)

A Twofer for Tomorrow

For National Siamese Cat Day ...
and National Student Athlete Day ...

We present the Captain of the Lounger Pullups Team.

Maxwell: ... and ... ONE .... *puff-puff-puff*

Time to hit the shower.
A kitty should pace himself, don't you think?

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In Honor of Let's Hug Day

Allie: Hello, scratcher. I hear tomorrow's Lets Hug Day.

You're my Designated Huggee for the day.

(like I'd voluntarily wrap my paws around one of the boys, I ask you?)

Are you ready? This might sting a bit ....

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Happy Let's Hug Day!
(not to be confused with National Hugging Day on Jan 21st. Just sayin')

Anyone else want an Allie-style hug? 
Faraday's standing by to pass out Band-aids ....
 

Happy Pie-In-The-Face Day!

*lick*lick*
*lickety*lick*

I know this might seem backward and all, but I thought I'd get nice and clean for Pie-in-the-Face Day.
You know, in case one comes my way.

This way, my tongue is good and limber and ready for whatever delicious goodness might go splat in the night.

That is, if somekitty actually leaves the rest of us some.

We're going with the home team on this one, even though it's a bit sketchy (we couldn't verify this date outside a mention in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch).

 

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Got any pie left after Turkey Day you plan to toss around?

Got a Strong Opinion, Do Ya?

Maxwell:  Hrm.

National Tooth Fairy Day?

Well. 

We'll ...

just ...

see ...

about ...

THAT.

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Spoil WHO, again?

Waaaitaminit. What about Spoil your CAT Day?

Please feel free to sign our petition, below. We happen to know the producer personally.

(You know, the one who will be sleeping in the DOGHOUSE tonight, Mommy.)

Another Holiday We Didn't Invent!

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Grab Some Nuts Day!

Technically, none of us will be grabbing any today ...
#spayneuterjoke 

How 'bout you?

Another Holiday We Didn't Invent! 







You're welcome.
;-)

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Take Your Pants for a Walk Day

Technically, it's tomorrow, but we're celebrating today, with the launch of a new series our mom's working on, called ...

Another Holiday We Didn't Invent!

You're welcome.
;-)

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