National Lazy Day

Allie: Can you push that feather a little closer, Brat? It's just out of my reach ....
Faraday: Seriouslies, Allie. After you hired Maxie to turn on his own brother?

You could do with a bit more physical activity. Get it yourself.

*cue creepy scary murder music from Psycho*
*Faraday sits paralyzed while his life flashes before his eyes ... *

(okay, well, maybe he's just sitting there...)

Allie: ... FINE.
 Then you can just find some other chair to sit in.
 OUT of my sight.

Faraday: *relieved breath* Works for me. I was just leaving ....

Allie: Hrmpf. The little plebeian obviously is unaware that tomorrow is National Lazy Day.

And what better way to observe than with one's favorite feathers?
*deep inhale* Ahhh yes, these were a lovely vintage.

Faraday: (mutters from safety of living room) ... at least she didn't reference Chianti and fava beans ....

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Tomorrow is National Lazy Day!
(how do you plan to observe?)  
 

'Toon Tuesdays: They're Playing My Song

#discofever

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

International Cat Day #FAIL

(we join our story in progress....)

  
Faraday: This cat bed sure isn't very comfy, Allie. Good thing Mommy didn't buy it for me.
Allie: *sigh* That's my new litterbox, Brat. And I don't recall inviting you to sit inside it, either.
 

 Faraday: Well I don't see your name on it anywheres, so I think I'll just stay right here.
Allie: We'll see about that.

Faraday: ... what? That's it? No smacky-paw?

Allie: I just had my nails done, Brat. You're not worth messing up a pedicure over.
 No, that's what the hired help is for.
Faraday: Hired--- hey! Maxie?!?!

*cue well-placed nip*
Faraday: Owww! Fine, awright, it's yours, Allie. Quiddit, Maxie!

 Faraday: Why me, Maxie? I thought we were brothers and stuffs.
Maxwell: Yeah, well, dood ... Allie said she'd give me all her turns with the wand toy for a whole week.

Besides ... I'm not the one who thought a litterbox was a cat bed.

Faraday: That's cold, Maxie. Stone cold. *sniff*

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Picture Me This Photohunt

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We're just filling a void made when last year's Photohunt host went on hiatus.

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Enjoy!

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Allie "Works" It

Allie: Lower, please!

 ... What do you mean I have to "work for it," Mother?

You want me to work for it?
Oh, I'll show you how a fashionista works it, all right.

The "Winsome Look"

Modest and Demure

Strong and Independent (showing just a little claw)

The Debutante Wave ("elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist")

Coy and Flirtatious

Allie: I believe I've worked it hard enough, Mother.
Now give it!

Happy Single Working Women Day
(not quite the original meaning, we know, but you work with what you have)
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Faraday's Big Adventure

Great White Housepanther Spies Vishus Squirl in Distance

Faraday: I don't know what all the fuss is about. Harness walking is so not a big deal ....

Maxwell: Tell that to the deaf cat stuck inside the house, dood.

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'Toon Tuesdays: TOTALLY.

Why? WHY? *hovers over A/C vent*

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!