Allie: Can you push that feather a little closer, Brat? It's just out of my reach ....
Faraday: Seriouslies, Allie. After you hired Maxie to turn on his own brother?
You could do with a bit more physical activity. Get it yourself.
*cue creepy scary murder music from Psycho*
*Faraday sits paralyzed while his life flashes before his eyes ... *
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| (okay, well, maybe he's just sitting there...) |
Allie: ... FINE.
Then you can just find some other chair to sit in.
OUT of my sight.
Faraday: *relieved breath* Works for me. I was just leaving ....
Allie: Hrmpf. The little plebeian obviously is unaware that tomorrow is National Lazy Day.
And what better way to observe than with one's favorite feathers?
*deep inhale* Ahhh yes, these were a lovely vintage.
Faraday: (mutters from safety of living room) ... at least she didn't reference Chianti and fava beans ....
Tomorrow is National Lazy Day!
(how do you plan to observe?)
don't get between a girl and her feathers :)
ReplyDeleteFaraday, don't go into any shower stalls. Then again, you're a cat so I guess you probably avoid shower stalls already. Don't forget to rest up Allie, you don't want to be too exhausted to enjoy National Lazy Day tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteFaraday, I say it's time to do some whappy paws on that Queen-of-Sheba wannabe!
ReplyDeleteAnd I've nominated you for an award!
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What a purr-fect excuse to nap!!
ReplyDeleteWow, you all really must be lazy...you left the "T" out of National in your title. MOL! Vintage fevvers? Around here that means some kitty probably peed on them. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy
ReplyDeleteSorry I was going to comment tomorrow as I am just feeling too lazy today, but as its officially Lazy Day tomorrow I thought I'd do it today as I'm technically not lazy... I wonder if practicing counts?
ReplyDeletePurrrs ERin
PS. Faraday, would those be magic lava beans?
Oh no, not the Psycho music!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOoooooo! Now we have something to celebrate tomorrow! But not too much celebrating...we're too lazy. ;)
ReplyDeleteMOL Faraday!
ReplyDeleteI'll be celebrating by sleeping on Mommy's pillow all day.
ReplyDeleteWe will take a nap to celebrate.
ReplyDeleteLazy Day?? Now that is my kind of fun:)
ReplyDeleteTomorrow, I will try to remember to be lazy.
ReplyDeleteMy human is going to be too busy to observe National Lazy Day. I hope she doesn't put me to work!
ReplyDeleteWe wish our human knows about that day... Purrs
ReplyDeleteWow, you even get to play on the table? You kitties have your humans well trained!
ReplyDeleteFaraday, don't you know to give your sister a wide berth..
ReplyDeletenational lazy day? Wow, I have to tell my husband (he has lazy day almost everyday haha!).
ReplyDeleteMy cats are also very lazy, we have really high temperatures in Poland now. I really like hot days, but only when I go on holidays, working in high temperatures it quite annoying for me.