Monday, August 7, 2017

International Cat Day #FAIL



(we join our story in progress....)

  
Faraday: This cat bed sure isn't very comfy, Allie. Good thing Mommy didn't buy it for me.
Allie: *sigh* That's my new litterbox, Brat. And I don't recall inviting you to sit inside it, either.
 

 Faraday: Well I don't see your name on it anywheres, so I think I'll just stay right here.
Allie: We'll see about that.

Faraday: ... what? That's it? No smacky-paw?



Allie: I just had my nails done, Brat. You're not worth messing up a pedicure over.
 No, that's what the hired help is for.
Faraday: Hired--- hey! Maxie?!?!


*cue well-placed nip*
Faraday: Owww! Fine, awright, it's yours, Allie. Quiddit, Maxie!


 Faraday: Why me, Maxie? I thought we were brothers and stuffs.
Maxwell: Yeah, well, dood ... Allie said she'd give me all her turns with the wand toy for a whole week.

Besides ... I'm not the one who thought a litterbox was a cat bed.

Faraday: That's cold, Maxie. Stone cold. *sniff*



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22 comments:

  1. Random FelinesAugust 7, 2017 at 9:33 AM

    geez - you can't trust anyone these days MOL

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  2. Eastside CatsAugust 7, 2017 at 11:02 AM

    Maxie, that WAS cold!

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  3. brokenteepeeAugust 7, 2017 at 11:07 AM

    So bribery is an option around there. Hmmmmmmm

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  4. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenAugust 7, 2017 at 11:34 AM

    Friends, International Cat Day is TOMORROW....... :)
    catchatwithcarenandcody

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  5. M. K. ClintonAugust 7, 2017 at 12:01 PM

    Poor Faraday! You can't catch a break today.

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  6. Lone Star CatsAugust 7, 2017 at 12:31 PM

    MOL!

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  7. Colehaus CatsAugust 7, 2017 at 1:37 PM

    Ow! That was pretty cold... MOL!

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  8. Erin the Cat PrincessAugust 7, 2017 at 2:49 PM

    Clearly all is fair in love war hammocks and wand toys, but not litter boxes. Maxwell you rock, dude.... or was that just the hammock that moved?
    Purrrs
    ERin

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  9. My GBGV LifeAugust 7, 2017 at 3:20 PM

    The litter box looks like a box since it is empty which must be why you want it for your own.

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  10. da tabbies o trout towneAugust 7, 2017 at 4:25 PM

    dood....for what itz werth...we thinked dad hada peace oh equip mintz in de houz...like a shovel bull dozer kinda thing......just sayin ~~ ♥♥

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  11. Lola The Rescued CatAugust 7, 2017 at 5:13 PM

    Ouch! That looks like it may have hurt a little.

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  12. Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows)August 7, 2017 at 5:18 PM

    That litter box doesn't look comfy at all. It's hard to say no to extra wand toy time, isn't it?

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  13. Summer at sparklecat.comAugust 7, 2017 at 6:59 PM

    Clearly, Maxie can be bought!

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  14. pilch92August 7, 2017 at 8:06 PM

    That wasn't very nice Maxie.

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  15. The Island CatsAugust 7, 2017 at 9:11 PM

    So you can be bought, Maxie. We'll remember that. :)

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  16. Just DuckyAugust 7, 2017 at 9:32 PM

    HAHAHAHAHA.

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  17. The Swiss CatsAugust 8, 2017 at 3:52 AM

    MOL, that wasn't nice, Maxwell ! Purrs

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  18. Momma Kat and Her Bear CatAugust 8, 2017 at 9:16 AM

    You know what they say ... bros before hoes and all. I love seeing all three kitties together. Maybe you should give Maxie an offer he can't refuse, Faraday ;)

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  19. meowmeowmansAugust 8, 2017 at 9:28 PM

    Wow. We guess every kitty has their price, huh? :)

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  20. Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical WoofsAugust 9, 2017 at 12:24 AM

    Oh dear...somecat got the short end of the stick...no wait, I meant the paw, today...I bet no one will be sitting in that new cat-box when there is litter in it...

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  21. Connie - Tails from the Foster KittensAugust 10, 2017 at 4:41 PM

    wand play for a week? totally worth it

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  22. Mona martinAugust 31, 2017 at 5:07 PM

    Humor is the best medicine. Animals are great source of it. Having pets at home gives you free shows. best automatic litter box

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