"Hello, my name is Dottie.
The folks here at Great Plains SPCA say I'm extra sweet, friendly and loving.
And, if you don't mind me being a little, well, less modest...
I have a secret name, did you know? (looks right, looks left)
If you could just...come a little closer...
Want to hear it?
Yes, that's right, I'm secretly known as Dottie 'Houdini' Girlcat.
My secret superpower? Scaling 8 foot walls! I kid you not!"
|Contemplating crime-fighting. Or perhaps just secret girlcat things.|
I must admit, I agree. You see, somehuman (whose name shall be withheld) front declawed me.
It might be one reason I learned to scale such heights in a single bound. The world out there is a bit scary, you know?
At any rate, I'm on the hunt for a human super hero to come rescue me. Know of any?
Might you be my hero?
I'd love to hang out in your secret lair. I promise - your secret identity is safe with me.
This 9 year old supergirlcat is awaiting her partner in crime fighting - err, ah, web surfing and movie-sofa watching - at the Merriam Campus of Great Plains SPCA today!