"Hello, my name is Dottie.
The folks here at Great Plains SPCA say I'm extra sweet, friendly and loving.
And, if you don't mind me being a little, well, less modest...
I am."
"But...
I have a secret name, did you know? (looks right, looks left)
If you could just...come a little closer...
Want to hear it?
It's...
Houdini.
Yes, that's right, I'm secretly known as Dottie 'Houdini' Girlcat.
My secret superpower? Scaling 8 foot walls! I kid you not!"
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| Contemplating crime-fighting. Or perhaps just secret girlcat things. |
I must admit, I agree. You see, somehuman (whose name shall be withheld) front declawed me.
It might be one reason I learned to scale such heights in a single bound. The world out there is a bit scary, you know?
At any rate, I'm on the hunt for a human super hero to come rescue me. Know of any?
Might you be my hero?
I'd love to hang out in your secret lair. I promise - your secret identity is safe with me.
Pinky swear!
~Dottie"
This 9 year old supergirlcat is awaiting her partner in crime fighting - err, ah, web surfing and movie-sofa watching - at the Merriam Campus of Great Plains SPCA today!
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* jaw drops *
ReplyDeleteWaitIMinnit?!?!?! They did WHAT? Man is there to depths to which humans will not sink. I can hear Mum muttering words not suitable for a blog comment * turns to Mum * Shhhhhhhhhhh
We will share you all over our social media Missy. Good luck and good fortune finding your forever (humane and loving) home.
Silver
Oh, we really keep our paws crossed that you find a forever home soon. :( This Christmas is the first in ours, and we're so grateful that our Mom found us. We know your pain, and we reaööy hope you become as lucky as we are.
ReplyDeleteWow, Dottie, you have super special talents!
ReplyDeleteHope that cute Dottie will find a foreverhome for Catmas !
ReplyDeleteXOXO
Your eyes are wondrous to see, and we just know soon you will have a wonderfur new den to call your own!
ReplyDeleteWe sure hope you find your hero soon beautiful SuperGirlcat!
ReplyDeleteShe is beautiful, I am sorry some evil person declawed her. I pray she gets her forever home for Christmas.
ReplyDeleteDottie, darling, we are so sorry about the declawing, but it sounds as if you have learned to compensate. You are truly a gorgeous girl, and we pray you will soon have a new forever home. Thanks for joining our blog hop. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteWhat a beauty you are Dottie, I am so sorry you lost your precious claws.
ReplyDeleteHappy Sunday Selfie
Annabelle,Boo,Ping,Jinx
Of course you should be an inside cat...that is where the loving and eating takes place! I hope your forever family find you soon. ♥
ReplyDeleteDarling girl! You ARE super and with no claws that some selfish non thinking human cause.d You are a fine wonder and I hope you are chosen quickly. You deserve love. Right now.
ReplyDeleteOMC...human can be so cruel *shakes head* but we hope and purray that you find a furrever home soon, so that you can lay down and rest under a Christmastree, just like me :)Extra Good Luck Pawkisses to make your wish...and ours come true :) <3 <3 <3
ReplyDeleteI am sorry some evil person stole your claws Dottie. You are quite amazing that you can get out over an eight foot fence without them though!
ReplyDeleteOur Mama hasn't met Dottie yet. She will have to introduce herself next week. Maybe Dottie could even be Mama's intern one of these weeks.
ReplyDeleteUm, we live with cat bro Bert and that is enough crime for one household. Cute kitty for someone looking for cat adventure!
ReplyDeleteDottie, you are adorable and we know you'll find your purrfect home real soon.
ReplyDeleteThat's an amazing skill for you, darling kitty! We hate the declaw movement here, too. Popoki had that done to her little front feet too. Grrr.
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