Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Maxwell's Theory of Everything (move over Einstein)

Maxwell: Thank you all for joining me for this momentous occasion.


If I may, I have a few equations to share with you...
and a conclusion that might just rock the scientific community.

If you will kindly direct your attention to the equation on the screen....
If you will kindly direct your attention to the equation on the screen....

That's right. I have proof that wormholes exist. And live, on this blog, we shall conduct the experiment to prove its existence.

As you can see by this diagram, the equation postulates the existence of an Einstein-Rosen Bridge connecting 2 universes.
As you can see by this diagram, the equation postulates the existence of
an Einstein-Rosen Bridge connecting 2 universes.

Please, step into my laboratory.


Allie: This isn't a lab, Maxie. It's the basement. And this is your litterbox.
Maxwell: Space capsule, Allie. And this is Launch Pad 3, on loan from Cape Canaveral.
Allie: Uh-huh. You keep telling yourself that, Four Eyes.


Maxwell: What my Lovely Assistant Allie means is that this capsule appears to be the source of a wormhole, connecting our universe to a parallel one.

The event horizon appears to be situated just beneath the litterbox, and also appears to be triggered by localized movement.

And certain...materials...are disappearing from our side of the wormhole. Namely, my poo.
And certain...materials...are disappearing from our side of the wormhole.
Allie: What Maxie means is that his poo mysteriously disappears after each use.
Maxwell: That's what I was about to say, Allie.

And we're going to observe it back in Mission Control - as we stream it LIVE from a safe distance, by using our new Vimtag camera to record the phenomenon. 

Vimtag camera, set at optimum angle to record the wormhole as the event horizon forms!
Vimtag camera, set at optimum angle to record the wormhole as the event horizon forms!

Are you ready, Allie?
In T-minus 10... 9... 8... 7... 6...
(uh, feel free to click on the video any time...)



Allie: *sigh-h-h* Maxie, this high definition Vimtag footage, recorded on a mini SD card stored in the camera PROVES your, ah, refuse... doesn't really disappear.

It just gets dumped (yes, bad pun) into this drawer in the bottom....

 
Maxwell: Ah, I may have transposed a few numbers in my calculations....



I'll...have to get back to you on that. (someone call the media and cancel my press release...)
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 We really like this camera, can you tell?
 
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FCC Disclaimer: This is a review and we were compensated for the time it took to create this post and tell you about the Vimtag Fujikam.
All opinions are our own. We enjoyed ourselves immensely and thank Vimtag for the opportunity. We hope you had fun, as well. 
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26 comments:

  1. MR Maxwell, as an amateur algorithmist myself (soon to be published P=NP), I do declare you are onto something, maybe not... er... refuse, but my nip mice keep disappearing. PS you look really good in that jacket shirt and tie! purrs

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  2. MOL! Maxwell, you may have to go back to the drawing board, but I loved the video!

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  3. Can tell you that me would NEVER use a space capsel for ANYTHING !
    That noice would have scared the h-ll out of me !!

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  4. Very interesting and cool. Does the space capsule come with the sweet lab jacket and glasses?
    MOL!

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  5. How funny! So much high tech in one place! So good you were able to capture the moment on video!
    --Purrs (and wags) from Life with Dogs and Cats

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  6. nice try Maxwell....maybe your dad can help you with the math

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  7. That is the most elaborate litter box that I have ever seen in my life! Does it scare the beejebees out of the cats? I really need one of those cameras too. Maxwell, you make a wonderful scientist.

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  8. HAHA!!!! What a fun camera!!! I bet we could catch all kinds of stuff on that here!

    ... now about that wormhole. I would like to volunteer the services of Waffles for your next experiment. I'd be happy to send him off to a parallel universe. Ok, ANY universe.

    -Katie

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  9. The Vimtag is so much fun! We don't have a space capsule for our cats, so nothing that interesting to video, but very cool thing!

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  10. Oh, wow, your poo vanishes? We need a wormhole like that for Pierre's poo. Maxwell, we think you're really onto something!

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  11. That is a pretty clever experiment Maxwell! I think you may be on to something. It's pretty crazy that your poo just disappears like that!
    -Purrs from your friends at www.PlayfulKitty.net

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  12. Looks like a wormhole to us Maxwell! Well, a hole at least.

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  13. I would find the space capsule very scary! The camera looks like great fun.

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  14. guys....we.....R......crackin......UP !!!!!!!!!!! thiz post bee hill larry uz !!! we loves it....N dood...try thiz ee quay shunz....

    F = Gm1m2/r2 Fnet = m • a

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    1. The gravitational constant!! BRILLIANT! (MOL!!!)

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    2. Uhhhh that was supposed to be from US, not our mama...

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  15. It looks like you didn't disappear, and neither did your... delivery, but it was a very cool experience ! Purrs

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  16. Outstanding testing. But we worry the Bein won't EVER know when ta clean it...

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  17. I think all of our beans wish our, deposits, would vanish into thin air.

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  18. We used to own a Maid of the Litter, but the Angelic Suki destroyed it, OMC!! She sat on the litter rake to go for a ride ovfur the falls presumably into the catch basin (The waste holder box).

    Your device seems so space capsule like, no wonder you decided that you needed to get out your thinking cap and glasses to figure it out!

    We did have to MOL, though...cough-cough...

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  19. well how did it get from the capsule to the drawer without your falling in?? I still say it was a wormhole

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  20. Hahahaha!! Very clever and very funny! The Staff says I've had a pill so there should be no worm ....... holes in my deposits in the space capsule!!

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  21. You love the camera and we are loving the posts.

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