Monday, August 28, 2017

Wait. WHAT?!?

Faraday: *scandalized look* Maxie, did you see the news?
Maxwell: Uhhhh ....
Faraday: Seriousllies, Maxie. Everyone's talking about it.

Mommy has been spotted cheating on us.

Exhibit A, Incriminating Evidence
Maxwell: Is that ...
Faraday:  YASSSSSSSSS. And I thought he was one of the boys.
Maxwell: Dood. That totally breaks the code.

That's right, gentle reader. While the boys sit staring in shock at Exhibit A, the mom is in Colorado on a photo safari/vacay with her good friend, Glogirly.

Selfie taken yesterday in Rocky Mountain National Park

Waffles: Hey, Miss Lisa, don't you think this could use a little more orange? And maybe some chicken?

 
Katie: Don't worry, Allie. I'll send her packing tomorrow. My word on it.



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16 comments:

  1. She better make it up to you guys big time!

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  2. uh oh - hope she brings back something neat from her trip

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  3. We hoomins cannot be expected to remain loyal to our home kitties while out doing ANYTHING else, especially when visiting friends with cats! That's just to law of the land; sorry. And visiting another cat blogger...well, the sky's the limit!
    (Hope you ladies are having fun...looks like it!)

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  4. The horror! The Scandal! Humans are so faithless! She better bring you back a hack of a gift to make up for such treachery!

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  5. I'm glad I'm a show kitty - I can cheat on my human with other humans! Makes up for her unfaithfulness.

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  6. Good thing you caught her , she better bring you a gift.

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  7. She's just trying to get new ideas on how to spoil you boys..

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  8. Horrible that she is cavorting with other cats and cat lady.

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  9. Blogs; Now have become the show 'Cheaters' for kitties! Oh boy, I wonder how you'll punish her when she gets home!

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  10. Dudes it's hardly cheating on you, just think of it as a girls holiday... Waffles is probably thinking the same thing too!
    Toodle pip and purrs
    ERin

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  11. But ... it's WAFFLES!!!! Surely if there's an exception for that sort of thing ... he would be it!

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  12. OMC! That mommy of yours better bring you back lots of gifts and some chicken to make up for all that cheating!

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  13. Yes, we feel that way too when petcretary goes on one of her 'getaways'...we can smell all the evidence when she comes back.

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  14. WAFFLES: Is she gone? but-but-
    KATIE: What, don't you have anyone to crawl in bed with at 5:30am anymore?

    We miss you, Lisa!
    Ok, Waffles misses you and so does Glogirly. Katie, not so much.

    xo

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