Saturday, October 31, 2015

National Knock-Knock Jokes Day

Back by popular demand, it's the Kitten Komedian himself,
Faraday Richmannnnnnn!

Faraday: Thank you, thankyouverymuch.

And without further ado...

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Fangs!
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in.
 Ahhhh, I crack myself up.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Fish!
Fish who?
Bless you.

I know, I know. Good one, huh?

This one's going out to Ashton and Waffles:
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
 
Duncan your chickens
before they're hatched.

BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
 
THE CHICKEN.
 

Thank you, thank you, no applause, just bonito flakes....

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31 comments:

  1. Hilarious, Faraday! We hope you get paid in kitty treats for that great purrformance!

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  2. Knock knock..
    Who's there?
    Us saying Bonito flakes to all of you fer the great knock-knocks!

    MOL!

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  3. OH that was good! Made mine mommy laff before 7 in the morning. She LOVES corny jokes and seeing that face of yours made it all the better!

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  4. *rolls over, holds her belly, kicks her paws up in the air* MOL MOL oh, my stomach hurts from laughing!

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  5. Ummm.....dude....you are just not right ;)

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  6. Have you thought about going on tour?

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  7. Wow! Now we don't have to pay money to go to a comedy club!! That was pawsome! ‪A Happy and Spooktacular Halloween from the Zee & Zoey gang!

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  8. Bahahaha! *Applause & Standing Ovation!! You are too funny, Faraday. I hope that you have a terrific weekend. ♥

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  9. Faraday...you crack us up as well. The expressions on your face are priceless, and you are so clever! Have a Happy Meyowl-o-ween and stay safe. Hope you get lots of treats. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  10. Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal. ;) You're very punny Faraday.

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  11. You know we love you, right? But srsly, don't quit your day job.

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  12. Knock out jokes Faraday! It's the way you tell 'em! (ps get a good manager & get the treats up front)

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  13. Hahaha, I love your knock-knock jokes! Especially bless-you joke cracked me up!
    Have a happy weekend!

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  14. THESE ARE SO GOOD Mommy and I came back again! And the pictures are great!

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  15. You gave me the chicken dance giggles!

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  16. Our tummies are hurting from all the laughing at your knock-knock jokes! You are a natural, Faraday!

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  17. What a comedian you are pal. Those jokes cracked me up.

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  18. **GROAN**

    No seriouslies, these were great!

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  19. Faraday, you are a character! We like what you came up with. Happy Halloween to you all!

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  20. Bwahaha! Faraday, DOOD, you crack us up! And yourself, too! :)

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  21. MOLMOMMOLMOL!!!! Those were great!!!!!!!

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