Saturday, October 31, 2015

National Knock-Knock Jokes Day

Back by popular demand, it's the Kitten Komedian himself,
Faraday Richmannnnnnn!

Faraday: Thank you, thankyouverymuch.

And without further ado...

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Fangs!
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in.
 Ahhhh, I crack myself up.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Fish!
Fish who?
Bless you.

I know, I know. Good one, huh?

This one's going out to Ashton and Waffles:
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
 
Duncan your chickens
before they're hatched.

BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
 
THE CHICKEN.
 

Thank you, thank you, no applause, just bonito flakes....

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31 comments:

  1. Angel Prancer PieOctober 31, 2015 at 12:08 AM

    Hilarious, Faraday! We hope you get paid in kitty treats for that great purrformance!

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  2. Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical WoofsOctober 31, 2015 at 12:46 AM

    That was a lot of god fun!! MIAOW!!

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  3. Lone Star CatsOctober 31, 2015 at 12:56 AM

    MOL!

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  4. Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq)October 31, 2015 at 2:17 AM

    Knock knock..
    Who's there?
    Us saying Bonito flakes to all of you fer the great knock-knocks!

    MOL!

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  5. Summer at sparklecat.comOctober 31, 2015 at 3:02 AM

    OMC, those were ALL groaners!

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  6. Katie IsabellaOctober 31, 2015 at 5:58 AM

    OH that was good! Made mine mommy laff before 7 in the morning. She LOVES corny jokes and seeing that face of yours made it all the better!

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  7. Lola The Rescued CatOctober 31, 2015 at 8:59 AM

    *rolls over, holds her belly, kicks her paws up in the air* MOL MOL oh, my stomach hurts from laughing!

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  8. Random FelinesOctober 31, 2015 at 9:43 AM

    Ummm.....dude....you are just not right ;)

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  9. As the World PurrsOctober 31, 2015 at 9:59 AM

    Have you thought about going on tour?

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  10. Deb BarnesOctober 31, 2015 at 10:06 AM

    Wow! Now we don't have to pay money to go to a comedy club!! That was pawsome! ‪A Happy and Spooktacular Halloween from the Zee & Zoey gang!

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  11. M. K. ClintonOctober 31, 2015 at 10:54 AM

    Bahahaha! *Applause & Standing Ovation!! You are too funny, Faraday. I hope that you have a terrific weekend. ♥

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  12. Kitties BlueOctober 31, 2015 at 10:56 AM

    Faraday...you crack us up as well. The expressions on your face are priceless, and you are so clever! Have a Happy Meyowl-o-ween and stay safe. Hope you get lots of treats. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  13. edieOctober 31, 2015 at 11:27 AM

    Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal. ;) You're very punny Faraday.

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  14. brokenteepeeOctober 31, 2015 at 11:43 AM

    You know we love you, right? But srsly, don't quit your day job.

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  15. Erin the Cat PrincessOctober 31, 2015 at 1:01 PM

    Knock out jokes Faraday! It's the way you tell 'em! (ps get a good manager & get the treats up front)

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  16. Maggie from Stillness at CherithOctober 31, 2015 at 1:55 PM

    You are a joker, Faraday =)

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  17. TamagoOctober 31, 2015 at 3:12 PM

    Hahaha, I love your knock-knock jokes! Especially bless-you joke cracked me up!
    Have a happy weekend!

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  18. Katie IsabellaOctober 31, 2015 at 3:25 PM

    THESE ARE SO GOOD Mommy and I came back again! And the pictures are great!

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  19. pilch92October 31, 2015 at 4:53 PM

    Very funny :) Happy Halloween!

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  20. Christy PawsOctober 31, 2015 at 5:13 PM

    OMC Faraday. You are hilarious.

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  21. Brian's Home BlogOctober 31, 2015 at 5:24 PM

    You gave me the chicken dance giggles!

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  22. Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows)October 31, 2015 at 5:46 PM

    You are a natural comedian, Faraday!!!

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  23. Laila and Angel MinchieOctober 31, 2015 at 6:28 PM

    Our tummies are hurting from all the laughing at your knock-knock jokes! You are a natural, Faraday!

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  24. MariodacatOctober 31, 2015 at 6:54 PM

    What a comedian you are pal. Those jokes cracked me up.

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  25. Katnip LoungeOctober 31, 2015 at 6:59 PM

    **GROAN**

    No seriouslies, these were great!

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  26. ClooneyOctober 31, 2015 at 7:26 PM

    Faraday, you are a character! We like what you came up with. Happy Halloween to you all!

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  27. meowmeowmansOctober 31, 2015 at 7:42 PM

    Bwahaha! Faraday, DOOD, you crack us up! And yourself, too! :)

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  28. Dash Kitten CrewNovember 1, 2015 at 1:03 AM

    ROFL - WE LOVE 'EM!!!!!!!

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  29. Marty the ManxNovember 1, 2015 at 9:25 AM

    MOLMOMMOLMOL!!!! Those were great!!!!!!!

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