If I may, I have a few equations to share with you...
and a conclusion that might just rock the scientific community.
|If you will kindly direct your attention to the equation on the screen....|
That's right. I have proof that wormholes exist. And live, on this blog, we shall conduct the experiment to prove its existence.
|As you can see by this diagram, the equation postulates the existence of |
an Einstein-Rosen Bridge connecting 2 universes.
Please, step into my laboratory.
Allie: This isn't a lab, Maxie. It's the basement. And this is your litterbox.
Maxwell: Space capsule, Allie. And this is Launch Pad 3, on loan from Cape Canaveral.
Allie: Uh-huh. You keep telling yourself that, Four Eyes.
Maxwell: What my Lovely Assistant Allie means is that this capsule appears to be the source of a wormhole, connecting our universe to a parallel one.
The event horizon appears to be situated just beneath the litterbox, and also appears to be triggered by localized movement.
|And certain...materials...are disappearing from our side of the wormhole.|
Maxwell: That's what I was about to say, Allie.
And we're going to observe it back in Mission Control - as we stream it LIVE from a safe distance, by using our new Vimtag camera to record the phenomenon.
|Vimtag camera, set at optimum angle to record the wormhole as the event horizon forms!|
Are you ready, Allie?
In T-minus 10... 9... 8... 7... 6...
(uh, feel free to click on the video any time...)
Allie: *sigh-h-h* Maxie, this high definition Vimtag footage, recorded on a mini SD card stored in the camera PROVES your, ah, refuse... doesn't really disappear.
It just gets dumped (yes, bad pun) into this drawer in the bottom....
Maxwell: Ah, I may have transposed a few numbers in my calculations....
I'll...have to get back to you on that. (someone call the media and cancel my press release...)
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